This would most likely be my mind:
You start in a graveyards where zombies will attack you. You kill the zombies, but they rise again. Then this creepy man will teach you how to freeze things to kill the zombies. After they are all dead, the moon will lower and a stairway made out of fur would appear. At the very top of it will be a warp pipe. You go down the pipe and you end up in the woods, where many two dimensional boars are. A farmer who is rude to you one minute, and kind to you another will tell you to kill all the boars. After you kill them, you are forced to kill the Gamemaster, who was the farmer in diguse. After that you end up in a mall, where a few more things happen.
There will also be a lot of stuff that wouldn't make sense in the mall either, like a guy selling humanoid hearts and floating skulls everywhere. Then you have to get a sword and use your new TK sword power to kill the mighty demon.
Other stuff would happen to.