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  1. Hello. I would like to file a bug report concerning my play through of Broken Age. This list is a compilation of my experience with both stories in the game. Bug #1: OKAY SO THAT WAS LIKE THE BEST GAME I HAVE PLAYED IN SO FLARKING LONG. Bug #2: SERIOUSLY THE ART WAS BREATHTAKING THE ANIMATION WAS SMOOTH. THIS SHIT WOULD MAKE MICHEALANGELO SHED A SINGLE TEAR. Bug #3: AND THE ATMOSPHERE SUCKED ME RIGHT IN. IT INSTANTLY FELT LIKE I WAS IN A NEW WORLD AND CULTURE AND SHIT THE MOMENT I STARTED EITHER STORY. WHOEVER DID THE WORLDBUILDING IN THIS SHIT BE CREATIVE AND AWESOME AND ORIGINAL. Bug #4: AND ALSO HIGH AS FUCK, THIS NIGGA BE PUTTIN BREADSTICKS IN A LADY'S HAT, WHAT THE FLYING FUCK. Bug #5: AND THE VOICE ACTING WAS CLEAR AND CLEAN AND DEAD SEXY Bug #6: GOOD LORD WAS THAT JACK BLACK Bug #7: THAT WAS JACK BLACK WASN'T IT? Bug #8: AND THE STORY OH MY GOD THE STORY. LEMME JUST GIVE A SHOUT OUT TO THE WRITERS OF THIS GAME. Bug #9: FUCK YOU Bug #10: FUCK YOU SO HARD. FUCK YOUR AWESOME STORY! FUCK YOUR IMMERSION! FUCK THE FACT THAT I WAS LEGIT SCARED AT THE MAIDEN FEAST! FUCK THE FACT THAT YOU GAVE A SENSE OF CREEPINESS TO A CHAPTER MADE OF ICE CREAM AND STUFFED ANIMALS! FUCK YOUR CREEPY ASS WOLF DUDE! AND FUCK EVERY SINGLE ONE OF YOU AND YOUR CLIFFHANGER ENDING!!! I GOTTA WORK IN THE MORNING NOW IM GONNA BE UP ALL NIGHT TRYING TO GET MY BRAIN AROUND THIS SHIT! Bug #11: DO YOU KNOW HOW LONG ITS BEEN SINCE A VIDEOGAME STORY MADE LOSE SLEEP? Bug #12: DO YOU? Bug #13: I LEGIT WALKED OUT OF THAT GAME WITH MY CHEST FEELING LOOSER, GODDAMNIT!!! Bug #14: THIS GAME BE LIKE A COLD DRINK AFTER A LONG DAY OR SEEING AN OLD FRIEND OR SOME SHIT, I DONT EVEN KNOW. Bug #15: TWO THUMBS UP Bug #16: FIVE STARS Bug #17: 10/10 Bug #18: WOULD BANG Bug #19: BEST THING TO HAPPEN TO THE GAMING INDUSTRY AS A WHOLE! A GODDAMN GREAT FUN IMMERSIVE ATMOSPHERIC LEGIT BRAINWRACKING STORY-DRIVEN POINT AND CLICK ADVENTURE THAT'LL HAVE YOUR JAW ON THE FLOOR AT THE END. EGORAPTOR, HERE'S YOUR HIGH CLASS DESSERT RIGHT HERE, BUDDY!!! Bug #20: AND TIM SCHAFER DONT EVEN GIVE A FUCK. HE LIKE, "FUCK YOU INVESTORS! FUCK YOUR AGENDA OF MONEYMAKING AND COOKIECUTTER GAMES! IMMA GO TALK TO MY FANBASE AND WE GONNA MAKE A GAME THAT'S COOLER THAN EVERYTHING YOU'RE GONNA MAKE THIS DECADE!" AND THEN WE DID!!! Bug #21: FUCK!!!
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