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Peter Molyneux

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About Peter Molyneux

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  1. I believe the correct internet response is: "No, you, good sir."
  2. Inspiration! Imagine a world in which you saved your memories by writing on others bodies. But then the only way you could recover them was to see that piece of skin again... this could push the dirty game industry to new heights!
  3. Please, get in line to shake my hand, no need to rush. I may sign your breast, if you are lucky.
  4. Inspiration! Imagine, everyone you talk to on the internet is actually a lost soul trapped inside your computer, and the only way to bring them to life is to genuinely love them. You would all remain dead. I however, would be saved a thousand times over. Everyone Loves Peter Molyneux.
  5. Wait,What?! I shall rephrase in gamer-speak: game inside player head. play with imagination. headshot. I look forward to the day that games reach the artistic audience they deserve, and game designers no longer have to dumb down their concepts for the masses.
  6. Every time I look at the current selection of games, I feel sad for this industry. Luckily, I know Fable 4 will change everything.
  7. Lol, if it's peter, he is going to promise the game will be based around sporks, but when it comes out it will instead be about tongs. What everyone failed to realize is that the tong is a superior evolution of a spork -- the change was necessary to improve the emotional elements of our design. You know what? I want to know how you will defend your worst design choice ever. The menu system from Fable 3! :bug: I, too, wish to know why you would unleash that monstrosity on your fans. >B^[ Art. The life of a king is not easy, so why should his menus be? This is why I am paid in pounds of pounds. So then, if you love it so much, why are you going to get rid of it in the next game? Players were not prepared or capable of understanding that particular artistic innovation. I respected them too highly, I see.
  8. Lol, if it's peter, he is going to promise the game will be based around sporks, but when it comes out it will instead be about tongs. What everyone failed to realize is that the tong is a superior evolution of a spork -- the change was necessary to improve the emotional elements of our design. You know what? I want to know how you will defend your worst design choice ever. The menu system from Fable 3! :bug: I, too, wish to know why you would unleash that monstrosity on your fans. >B^[ Art. The life of a king is not easy, so why should his menus be? This is why I am paid in pounds of pounds.
  9. Lol, if it's peter, he is going to promise the game will be based around sporks, but when it comes out it will instead be about tongs. What everyone failed to realize is that the tong is a superior evolution of a spork -- the change was necessary to improve the emotional elements of our design.
  10. This list is wrong. Rightfully, I should be at the top of the list.
  11. I was both people. The one answer you would never guess; that is why I am the most brilliant game designer -- I can surprise you.
  12. I am not dead, so how could I possess? ...Imagine if, instead of the dead possessing the living, the living possessed the dead? Those in the afterlife would be subject to the whims of the living without any control... I want to see a zombie game where the zombies cry over the death of their fellow undead, and the player is made aware that they are massacring an entire species.
  13. I shall be continuing to grace you with my presence while I gather ideas for my next game, Forum. Imagine -- a game unlike anything the gaming world has ever seen before... a hyper-realistic trolling simulation, in which a player can experience the journey from noob to moderator. Posts are created in real time. I expect it to completely replace the real internet in two years.
  14. *takes off Peter Molyneux mask, revealing Peter Molyneux" Here I am, Peter Molyneux. I was disguised as myself, so some of you may not have made the leap.
  15. a giant standing on the shoulders of midgets still owns most of his height
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