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We believe that our forums should be an open and welcome place for all human beings no matter what type they may be. Everyone is welcome here no matter where they are from, what they believe in or what they look like. As such we ask everyone who uses these boards to make this a safe space for EVERYONE.

Harassment, intimidation, abuse, discrimination, or any derogatory or demeaning behavior by any member of these forums is totally unacceptable, and will result in banishment.

If you post anything that is racist, sexist, or homophobic, the forums will come alive and bite you on the face. It will hold on tight, no matter how much you scream, and not let go until you tolerate all humanity and promise to change your ways. Then it will let go, but by then it will have laid eggs in your sinus cavities, and if you ever post anything like that again the eggs will hatch, and you will sneeze earwigs for years.

By using these forums you agree to follow our rules and guidelines, which are linked to prominently on every forum page, and can be found here: http://forums.doublefine.com/guidelines/

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