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Trying to use the spoon on Shay:

Shay: I should really use this on food, not myself.

Spoon: As you command, sir. But I'm up for anything.

There was SO MUCH innuendo in this game. It's everywhere.

Not complaining, BTW.

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"I'm saving my cream for a life-or-death situation."

WHAT IS THIS I CAN'T EVEN xD

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Out of curiosity, what was everybody's favorite joke(s)?

For me it's a toss up between basically everything the spoon and knife said, and almost everything Curtis said (a wonderful performance by mister Wheaton!)

absolutely Curtis! hahahahaha. man it would never occur to me to write a lumberjack like a hipster. haha. but it's such a perfect idea!

The weird thing was, that was sort of this forum's idea, because we started referring to the test lumberjack character early on as the 'hipster lumberjack' and the idea sort of stuck. Can't remember who first said it. I think it might even have been a criticism of the art style that fans sort of took and ran with.

In jokes!

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The mystical "riddle of Yorn".... when it turned out to be "dang that Becky Yorn...she thinks she's so smart" :-)

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Maybe not so much a joke, but the way the lumberjack said "stool" just cracked me up.

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I could not stop laughing at using the whipped cream to propel Shay through space. I have to try using items on various things before I use them for their REAL purpose, heh. And also, what others said about cutting Shay's air hose before attaching the air tank...although I was probably cracking up more at my own stupidity for forgetting.

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* Just for the excellent comic delivery I really like on the train: "This is a terrible thing to happen to us. Especially as it seems so preventable"

That is without question my favourite line.

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"I am as far from the clouds as the clouds are from the land below, to show we are all equal."

and something like

"nah, when you eat ice cream day after day it becomes less and less enjoyable"

"awwww :( You sure do have a lot of problems"

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I laughed the most with the yarn buddies, not only on the train but also with the Friendship Circle because I didn't see the hug ATTACK coming ;)

Some more conversation-treasures in Meriloft I dug up the last couple of days:

Vella: "I've got a knife!"

Gus: 'Oh yes, cut my underwear, cut my underwear!"

Vella: "On second thought, I'd better keep it sanitary."

Gus: "This underwear is CLEAN! Well, it was until I fell..."

On attempting to use ladder on Car'l:

Vella: "Her nest is a little low."

Car'l: "Sorry, is my G-string showing again?"

Vella: "Well, if I could chop this tree down, and it fell on Curtis' house, at least he'd finally feel right about the trees trying to kill him."

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I loved standing around and listening to all the things Harm'ny yells down, after you crash in Curtis' house and go back up the ladder to Merriloft.

This!

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The spoon lines (its monologue before MISSION NUTRITION mainly) are just brilliant.

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I have a new joke I didn't notice during my first play through that I like a lot.

"I should be in the center!"

"Ha! I make myself the center of ANY room I'm in."

"Center of MASS, maybe."

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"That's the biggest peach I've ever seen"

Then:

"That's the second biggest peach Ive ever seen"

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Ooh, I just remembered another one, when you select "Yeah, let's do the wave!" and Shay goes "Yeeeeeeee- no."

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This totally flew by me during the first play-through, but hearing it again later this line cracked me up: "HALT! the Dead-Eye God sees no one!"

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For me it was Dave Kaufman's deadpan delivery in the scene, after the jump to the Talon Nebula, click on the screen (not verbatim)

Shay: Wow, this is the Talon Nebula?

Marek: Yes, named after Phil Talon, the scientist who discovered it.

Shay: Oh. I thought they named it that because it looks like a talon.

Marek: *beat* It does?

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Stool jokes. Especially when I tried throwing my Stool at Mog Chothra.

Well, after what Mog Chothra throws at you, who wouldn't? xD

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hidden jokes:

(SPOILERS)

Use ladder* with Car'l, the wife who's making cloud shoes. *) only works before you put shoes on the ladder

Giving Curti's art/decor to the maiden at Meriloft who didn't got picked.

Try to give your cloud shoes to the major of Shellmound.

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