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LIST OF BOYD QUOTES - finally

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Sorry it took me like, 2 months to post this guys. I had completely forgotten D: Stupid life getting in the way.

Anyway this is the fruits of my labour, sitting on my computer with the tv turned up and listening to Boyd talk for over an hour. TRying to write down stuff he hasn't said yet/remember what he's already said was hard. So I just kept writing.

There might be something else he says but seriously, an hour was enough of listening to him :D

SO WITHOUT FURTHER ADO, here you go!

So each line he'll combine with another line. And it keeps going...

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let's just say for now that they..

made a deal back in 68 with..

in the ivory tower with

a whole sack of lies

if I know anything, I know they

how long did they think they could hide that?

no insubordination, right boss? right?

who are really the pawns of

the doctors back at the clinic

the manager

are controlled by

and nobody seems to care

they think the windows are tinted, but they aren't tinted nearly enough

with the full blessings of

and if they find out I know this stuff, I'm dead

yeah, yeah

listen to me, listen to me, listen to me

pick who lives, who dies, what the football scores are going to be every week

can I really be the only person who sees this?

They should paint their garage doors the same as everyone elses, I mean, who do they think they're fooling?

no no wait I mean..

in conjuction with..

ate a whole jar olives with

and who wins? Them! Who loses? All of us.

Hmm

And i know they..

has been officially linked with

the flouride producers!

are sure as the nose on my face, I'm sure that

won't stop visiting me!

they chop, chop chop!

but when that happens, they turn it into chocolate milk, and noone can tell the difference!

have been living off the teat of the dairy industry

they're digging away at the plastics

someone has to get this information to the people

wait, why did I say that?

I mean, who do they think they're fooling?

Hey don't worry about me, I'm the center. I'm the whole center, in fact.

The 5 riches families in the country

stole my theories and reprinted them incorrectly to discredit them

the tuna canneries

the lapbelt

right under people's noses!

the fire will start in menswear

the manager in that boyband!

with the backing of

those eggheads in the ivory tower

the intelligence community

who, or well, whom?

keep sparring with me

pretty much control everything

of course the milks got spiderwebs in it, taste it!

but of course you know all this, because you're australian!

the ice creams in the web, the web is in teh cream

i scream you scream we all scream.. we all scream

who are the puppetmasters of

are not to be trusted!

I have to stay focused

the dairy industry

foreign toymakers

well maybe if I forget about the other part

YOu know what I mean? amounts tendered? Yeah?

It's like a cyclops with a million eyes!

signed a secret treaty with

have been fixing oil prices

went to the prom with

in order to monopolize

know the truth

no, no no no

no distractions

those bermuda triangle sharks

righhht.

assissinated the one man in their way

this is ugly

can i really be the only person who sees this?

cough

last specimen of the supervirus

the suits

the psychowhatsits

are telling my location to

the squirrels

the infrastructure

you think you could get this past me? I'm the guard!

the pelicans

you know my house is clean?

I don't want to be a lead weight on the table

you can pass it over the counter but that don't make it over the counter!

and the little girl stuck her finger in the and saved all the windmills, but who does the little girl work for?

I wonder if I'm on camera right now

What am I crazy, of course I am!

they obviously know the truth

would dialing in from the optics

bought votes to protect

tuna gamblers

exactly what nobody knows!

who is the milkman?

the media

the cows

i have to get rid of some of this stuff

to keep down the rotundra

why does that hydrant keep looking at me?

the water supply

and let's just say for know they

oh the stupid crows!!

that little fat kid with the bunny

some sort of power

the freaking hunchback girl who loves brains so much

were digging away at the plastics

because they want

i've got the truth, it's tucked in my cheeks, and I'm going to eat it right now

their cousin's brother

got in bed with

a clean burning perpetual energy source

won't stop visiting me

and then comes out of the wires over there and straight into my head with all these audio tricks

the dogtrack regulars

the whole sack of lies

the meaty bit in the middle of this wonton, it's me!

the housing committee is not going to like this

you've got the skates but I've got the tea

spitting on me all day

the yam tenderizer

that guy with the eyepatch

shutup, shutup, shutup!

something's got to give

the rodeo clown cartelle

anundo

ha, I know what you're up to

some sort of power, you know

big oil

oh no, it's happening again! spontaneous combustion! from the lsd tests!

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Haha. Enjoy!

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Aw, SWEET. It probably would have been easier to just look at Psychonauts Explorer, but, at least with my computer, you need either the PC version or a special Xbox package and the Xbox version to get sound clips so yeah.

A few lines are inaccurate, though. They actually make sense somehwat when copied correctly.

"...Made a deal back in 68" should be "...Made a deal back in '68", as in the year.

"Hey, don't worry about me, I'm the center" should be "Hey, don't worry about me, I'm centered", as in he's sane.

"tuna gamblers" should be "tuna canneries".

"I'm going to eat it right now" should be, I think, "I'm not going to eat it right now".

"You've got the skates, but I've got the tea" should be "You've got the skates, but I've got the key", referencing old-fashioned rollerskates that could only be unlocked and opened so you could put you feet in and lock it to ride via a small key. It's a metaphor.

"Spitting on me all day" I think should be "Spitting on me ALL NIGHT so I COULDN'T SLEEP".

"Anundo" should be "Hernando", which was the name of the guy who owned the store Boyd burned down in his memory reel--Hernando's.

And the LSD tests were he GOVERNMENT LSD tests. 8D

Some other lines include "My father was a good man, but he served a cruel master", "Hey, little girl, getcha' finger outta' there!", "that kid with the goggles", "Oh, you think that's REGULAR yarn, DO YOU!?", "Crawling all over my SKIN", and my favorite, "Give a loaded gun to a ten-year-old? Do I look crazy to you?"

...You're not the only one who's wasted obscene amounts of time listening to that guy talk. 8DDDD

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His quotes are all randomly generated from a large list of terms and quotes, so you're bound to get something different each time. And each time its as hilarious as the milkman's milk is delicious.

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...You're not the only one who's wasted obscene amounts of time listening to that guy talk. 8DDDD

Amazing! I can't believe you've understood most of what he was saying! xD I just kept trying to crazy write/remember what he was saying as I was fast-typing it. Thanks for all the corrections! (I knew about the '68 thing, but I was too lazy to write the apostrophe. xD)

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...You're not the only one who's wasted obscene amounts of time listening to that guy talk. 8DDDD

Amazing! I can't believe you've understood most of what he was saying! xD I just kept trying to crazy write/remember what he was saying as I was fast-typing it. Thanks for all the corrections! (I knew about the '68 thing, but I was too lazy to write the apostrophe. xD)

Honestly? I cheated and listened with subtitles on. 8D You get over how ugly they are real quick.

Listening to Crazy!Fred is also rewarding, especially as you can cheat by lifting him up and dropping him really quickly to have him recycle through all his lines. "He says it's a game, but all I see, is DEATH." "Where'd everybody go? Is EVERYBODY dead!?" "Kill for Daddy!" Kind of creepy, though.

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Oh, I had no idea I could listen with subtitles on! *is stupid!* That would have been so much easier.

You know, I could have sworn that he said tuna gamblers at some point along with tuna canneries. xD

Boyd is just... wtf. <3

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That was probably for the best.

Especially since you cannot accompany the rest of us through the test, and therefore, must be euthanized.

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Sorry it took me like, 2 months to post this guys. I had completely forgotten D: Stupid life getting in the way.

Anyway this is the fruits of my labour, sitting on my computer with the tv turned up and listening to Boyd talk for over an hour. TRying to write down stuff he hasn't said yet/remember what he's already said was hard. So I just kept writing.

There might be something else he says but seriously, an hour was enough of listening to him :D

SO WITHOUT FURTHER ADO, here you go!

thanks for the post! i likie a lot!

i have the Milkman Conspiracy Fridge Magnets on my fridge to enjoy everyday, no Boyd closeups in any of the magnets thought :(

*note to self....make my own fridge magnets*

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I assume you haven't yet thrown a confusion grenade at Boyd when you first meet him. I'll leave that as an exercise.

Also:

Someone moved into my neighborhood uninvited

Hi, Mom! Look at me. I'm tangled in a web of deception. How's Uncle G?

I'm a turtle with a rocket strapped to its back.

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I listened to that with subtitles and the '1337 speek' cheat on. Cue LMAOing, even if the gag was a little predictable.

That's a new one. What is the l33t ch33t?

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It automatically puts subtitles on and changes the script on them to r34d liek th1s!!1 Very creative, actually. Here are the codes for PS2 and Xbox (sadly, it's not avaliable on the PC/Steam versions):

PS2: Hold L1+R1, then press R2, X, click left joystick, R2, R2, circle

Xbox: Hold L+R, then press white, A, click left joystick, white, white, B.

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Arigato, Nami-chan. Gomen. I get enough l33t from reading Megatokyo. I'll get an xbox if I can't wait for the pc version of Brutal Legend. Unless someone has a good xbox emulator out there.

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Crispen Whyteheade has a repertoire, as well. You have to stand next to him for a few minutes. He also has a hilarious laugh when you use the crow feather on him.

Meh, look at him.

Sad, isn't it?

He used to be just an average loon. Didn't embarrass himself so much.

Now, he's all kiltery-jiltery.

I used to play that little war game with him back when it was just a game to him.

Last time we played he lost the game and his mind. Now, he thinks he's Napoleon. Of course.

Reduced to a cracker factory cliché.

One pickle short of a Sunday spice can, wouldn't you say?

Not much brine in his brisket, if you know what I mean.

Poor bastard.

Got a meter on his melon like a half sack of cherries.

Tell me, what's he doing now? I can't see him from here. Is he winning or losing?

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Crispen Whyteheade has a repertoire, as well. You have to stand next to him for a few minutes. He also has a hilarious laugh when you use the crow feather on him.

Meh, look at him.

Sad, isn't it?

He used to be just an average loon. Didn't embarrass himself so much.

Now, he's all kiltery-jiltery.

I used to play that little war game with him back when it was just a game to him.

Last time we played he lost the game and his mind. Now, he thinks he's Napoleon. Of course.

Reduced to a cracker factory cliché.

One pickle short of a Sunday spice can, wouldn't you say?

Not much brine in his brisket, if you know what I mean.

Poor bastard.

Got a meter on his melon like a half sack of cherries.

Tell me, what's he doing now? I can't see him from here. Is he winning or losing?

he also says:

behind you genral!

oh good move mate

oh too bad

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Also: You've still got a few more hens in your musket.

It would make only a little more sense were he saying basket, but it definitely sounds like musket.

I'm still trying to find translations for Fred's French quotations. Something like "Le joie de guerre [et par?] idee" and "[eforre?] del la patrie" which only partially make sense. The joy of war is the whole idea? Something of the Fatherland. I would love to get my hands on a script of the whole game. You hear that, Schafer? How about having a contest and first prize could be a game script signed by all the actors. Whooooeeee, wouldn't that be a prize?

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Also: You've still got a few more hens in your musket.

It would make only a little more sense were he saying basket, but it definitely sounds like musket.

I'm still trying to find translations for Fred's French quotations. Something like "Le joie de guerre [et par?] idee" and "[eforre?] del la patrie" which only partially make sense. The joy of war is the whole idea? Something of the Fatherland. I would love to get my hands on a script of the whole game. You hear that, Schafer? How about having a contest and first prize could be a game script signed by all the actors. Whooooeeee, wouldn't that be a prize?

yeah i don't take french i just started taking spanish though......french is hard

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I'm playing it right now (On ps3 and smoothing makes it awesome!) And me and my friend just heard boyd say: "And then I'll get all them haterz"

I'm willing to believe anything OOC a character says at this point. Fred just told me "Kill for daddy!"

Speaking of Fred, I gathered up what I think is all of the Fred/Napoleon quotes (from when you stand there and listen to him babble.) I didn't write down any of the things Napoleon says in French, only because I don't understand French and he spoke it all way too fast.

I thought I had a spy! Where'd I put my dang spy?

I may be dumb but I'm in charge!

Hey, I'm tired too, but you don't see me lying down in the shade, now do you?

Another easy victory for Napoleon Bonaparte!

This is the worst. I hate this stupid game.

More wine!

Let's take it to the chateaux, boys!

Ahhh!

Back on your horse, soldier! Tout de suite!

You think I'm dumb, don't you?

Ha ha!

Why aren't you attacking?

Ha ha! Soon we shall feast upon the sweet, buttery snails of victory!

Hey, can we take a break? I need a quick disco nap.

We are on our way back to town!

I don't want to play anymore!

Oh, oh, oh!

Where'd everyone go? Is everybody dead?

March-ez-vous!

What am I supposed to do?

Weakling! Shut up! You call yourself by the name Bonaparte?

Ahh! Reinforcements!

Don't leave me alone in here!

Everything's going black.

Le fire!

I never asked for this war!

This golden day is ours!

Everything's on fire! We're all gonna burn!

Le charge!

Retreat!

Heh! Now, then...

You are a stinking disgrace to your family, stinker!

Uggg! Why won't that guy just shut up?

Okay, everybody that's still in the army, please raise your hands, unless you are dead.

These boys are too young to die. I'M too young to die!

Hah!

Flank! No, wait, uh, counter flank! No, uh, uh unflank?

Where are my reinforcements?

Why are you all working against me?

Do the other thing!

Hah hah hah hah hah!

I am your commanding officer! You have to listen to me! That is an actual rule!

Look, we're not just an army, we are a family, and today we all have to pull together and kill!

Ah, my trusted spy! Tell me what you know!

Stop dying! Get up and stop dying!

Run over there and poke that guy with your gun knife thing!

Oh, you want a court martial too? Well I got one for you too! And you too, buddy!

The sun is bright, the enemy is weak, and there is cheese back in the tent!

Into Napoleon's trap, you have fallen.

Oh man, where's my cannon? Did we lose a cannon?

Oh no, what's this? A secret weapon?

I'm going to lose, I'm going to lose, I'm going to lose...

He calls this a game, but all I see is death.

From when you move one of the game pieces:

Oh great! You ruined everything. Now I lost.

You were losing anyway!

Oh just shut up and let me pout, will you?

I want to play again!

And from when you confuse him:

Whoa, wait a minute...I like war! War is fun! Victory is important to me!

No, it is not! It is terrible! It is like eating British food every day!

Whoa, that was weird.

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