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guys guys i just got an email

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Hello! I do not know what to write in this letter. I write for the first time the letter to the person on the Internet.

I worry and hesitate a little. I the lonely girl search for the partner for a life and for family creation.

You are lonely? You search for the partner for a life and for family creation? I search for the significant other.

I wish to find the person, Which will love and respect me. And you very much have interested me.

I wish to get acquainted with you more close. My name is Lidiya. I have added my photo so you can see me.

If you are interested by dialogue, that please write.

I very much hope, that you will answer me.

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what do i do

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Well you'd need to see if she was real first. Send her butthole pictures. It's the only way to know for sure.

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Ask her for her bank details so you can deposit a large amount of money in her account that you're not allowed to have yourself, as you're a deposed Prince of Nigeria and you need to hide the money quick.

If she responds, you're in.

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In Soviet Russia woman hit on you! If you were going the mail-order route I'd probably go with Koreans or Thai, but that's just my preference.

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Maybe she saw your pictures of your friend with Dan Aykroyd and the one with the world's biggest sausage and instantly fell in love with you.

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She's going to steal your organs and make soap from your body fat, ya know?
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