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I can't really think of a single game where you have upgradable underwear, I'm sure there is probably one weird platformer, but if not; Double Fine is making gaming history with the "time undies".

Also I will be imagining them as Sting's underwear in the film Dune unless corrected.

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Oh man I love Sting in Dune! Maybe we should make the undies look a bit more menacing? :D

We need a name for these, too! Ideally it should be a ridiculous pun. :D!

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We need a name for these, too! Ideally it should be a ridiculous pun. :D!

Hip huggers of history.

Life-long short pants.

Pants of past and future.

Knickers of nowadays.

Bicentennial bloomers.

(I couldn't think of any puns, so I fell back on alliteration.)

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We need a name for these, too! Ideally it should be a ridiculous pun. :D!

Delori Underwear

Flux Capaci-drawers

LeoTARDIS

You could call them "Speedos", but I think that's a brand name.

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Anti-Briefs? (because they make your life less brief)

Eternal Starch (because it counters wrinklers... or call them "Wrinkle Resistant Undergarments")

Undergarments has a nice ring to it... Anti-Aging Undergarments. Undying Undergarments, Wundergarments (Wunder- as in Wunderbar)

Frankly, Time Undies is going to hard to beat.

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I can't really think of a single game where you have upgradable underwear, I'm sure there is probably one weird platformer, but if not; Double Fine is making gaming history with the "time undies".

Skølldir in Awesomenauts can get a "Power Briefs" upgrade that has this icon:

Shop_Icons_Brute_Throw_Upgrade_B.PNG

I like the name "Longevity Briefs" for the MASSIVE CHALICE time undies. Or maybe "Long Life Johns". Or "Life Protection Cup" with a jockstrap / protective cup.

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I can't really think of a single game where you have upgradable underwear, I'm sure there is probably one weird platformer, but if not; Double Fine is making gaming history with the "time undies".

Skølldir in Awesomenauts can get a "Power Briefs" upgrade that has this icon:

Shop_Icons_Brute_Throw_Upgrade_B.PNG

I like the name "Longevity Briefs" for the MASSIVE CHALICE time undies. Or maybe "Long Life Johns". Or "Life Protection Cup" with a jockstrap / protective cup.

I knew there would be at least one.

How about the "Thong Song"; gives the wearer added damage when they're low on health ;)

"Tighty Mighties"; constricts the character's profile increasing evasion.

"Knicker Kickers"; put some ants in your pants - boosts movement.

"Pant Preventive Pants"; removes the asthma debuffs.

*Bloomers"; increase experience gain.

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I can't really think of a single game where you have upgradable underwear, I'm sure there is probably one weird platformer, but if not; Double Fine is making gaming history with the "time undies".

Skølldir in Awesomenauts can get a "Power Briefs" upgrade that has this icon:

Shop_Icons_Brute_Throw_Upgrade_B.PNG

I like the name "Longevity Briefs" for the MASSIVE CHALICE time undies. Or maybe "Long Life Johns". Or "Life Protection Cup" with a jockstrap / protective cup.

Live Long Longjohns!

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A Briefs History of Time

I like this one, but I would've called it History Briefs of Time.

The reference is still there, a bit more hidden, and it's actually an item name that doesn't

violate everything we invented about grammar in the brief history of time. :P

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This thread is my favorite! :D

Ended up going with Wunderpants. No one mentions it in VO so we can change it later. Going to see how it feels in the game and maybe it'll stick? Maybe not! :D!

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Going to see how it feels in the game and maybe it'll stick? .. :D!

If so, maybe you should wash them more often.

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Going to see how it feels in the game and maybe it'll stick? .. :D!

If so, maybe you should wash them more often.

THIS GUY!

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