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I have three sisters and every time they get pissed off about something, my mom immediately assumes their on their period. Think of it this way. If my genitals were bleeding, would you wanna know about it?

If my balls were bleeding i'd have a monthly doctors appointment... and i may need to go see a psychiatrist...

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My five FAVORITE brains to harvest:

5.Zilch

This little twirp kept trying to scare me. "IF YOU GET ANY CLOSER... THE ONLY THING COMING OUT OF MY NOSE WILL BE MY FIST!" I've had belligerent patients, but I must admit, none quite so STUPID.

4.Milla

Very pretty lady, almost felt bad when I removed her brain. Almost. She's way too protective of the "darlings," acts as if they were her own children, the nut. Worst case of misplaced affection i've ever seen! There was only one cure, of course!

3.Mikhiel

This one was easy. I just told him "LOOK, BEAR!" And then sprayed with him with sneezing powder... I like easy. Gives me time in my schedule to read a good book.

2. Dogen

I love a boy who recongizes he has a problem. Makes the operation so much easier. Of course he was still screaming, but you know... that's an inevitable part of being a dentist... people scream, you get over it...

1. Razputin

Another one I am still working on... Very powerful, very supple lobes... You cannot evade me forever, boy! Everyone needs a check-up eventually!

Well... well... Thank you. I don't quite know what else to say.

I know what else you could say, boy... "Achoo!" *looms*

Quoting this so I don't have to go digging for it. :|

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Leroy_Rocktopus' Top 5 Favorite DFAFers

1. Klint (for giving me this avatar)

2. dangeROSS

3. gridsleep

4. Apple Pop

5. hot

If you're upset that you're not on the list. Sorry.

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Top 5 Dumbest Ideas for Top 5 Lists

5. Top 5 Favorite Members (Like people's feelings aren't going to get hurt by one of those)

4. Top 5 Racial Slurs (Pretty Obvious)

3. Top 5 Countries (Like No 5 only on a global scale)

2. Top 5 Ways to build a bomb (Also known as top 5 ways to be visited by the FBI)

1. Top 5 Favorite Hanson Songs (You know a good thing that can be said about the Jonas Bros? They aren't Hanson)

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Top 5 Racial Slurs

1. Shizno (Red vs. Blue)

2. Mudblood (Harry Potter)

3. Skinjob (Battlestar Galactica)

4. Prawn (District 9)

5. Bugger (Ender's Game)

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Top 5 Racial Slurs

1. Shizno (Red vs. Blue)

2. Mudblood (Harry Potter)

3. Skinjob (Battlestar Galactica)

4. Prawn (District 9)

5. Bugger (Ender's Game)

Hodaan. Biswey. Thai kung so fu you sae ching wudda piggu did I never not ask what the Captain thought!

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Top 5 Countries

1. Latveria (All hail, Doom!)

2. Westeros

3. Gondor

4. Kobol

5. McDonald's

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1. Top 5 Favorite Hanson Songs (You know a good thing that can be said about the Jonas Bros? They aren't Hanson)

Are those the "Mmm Bop!" guys?

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Top 5 Hansen Songs

1. Mmm Bop!

2. Mmm Bop!

3. Mmm Bop!

4. Mmm Bop!

5. Mmm Bop!

It's the greatest song ever!

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Leroy_Rocktopus' Revised Top 5 DFAFers

1. AssButt

2. AssButt

3. AssButt

4. AssButt

5. hot

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Things on DFAF I regret:

1. The 'stupid RP' thread.

2. Never finishing that 'only at DFAF..." project.

3. Going away for three quarters of a month.

4. Clicking on rickroll things.

5. Being on here at the dead of night on a regular basis.

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If my balls were bleeding i'd have a monthly doctors appointment... and i may need to go see a psychiatrist...
RON WHITE! What do I win?

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If my balls were bleeding i'd have a monthly doctors appointment... and i may need to go see a psychiatrist...
RON WHITE! What do I win?

Thats a ron white joke? That mother trucker stole my joke!

I may have heard it and forgot...

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I don't know, I think he said something to that effect. I thought you were trying to quote him. Didn't meant to steal your thunder. :-P

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