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So I ventured into the TF2 fanfiction archives on FF.net.

NEVER DO IT.

IT'S NOT WORTH IT.

IT'S NOT WORTH CHOKING ON WHATEVER YOU'RE EATING OR DRINKING OR BREATHING. MULTIPLE TIMES.

There are some funny ones though. Mainly funny in how stupid the author sounds just from the title and description. For example:

Spy steales intel by Moofle

the spy tries to steal the intel but will he make it

I mean... Dude. He's either going to make it or he's not. Not worth writing a fic about.

And then there's the horrible slash, (mainly... ugh... Heavy/Medic. WTHHLFOLOBBQ.* Seriously.) or the ones where all the characters are girls and have like pillow fights or some stupid crap. And the horrible self-insert fics. In most of them, it's a girl self-insert who gets paired with her favourite character (either Scout or Sniper) and miraculously doesn't die. And, half of the time, manages to get the Scout to fall for her and have a long and meaningful relationship with her. I saw one where they got married.

I recommend that you never, ever go to FF.net. Ever. No matter what. Even when searching for P-nauts fics. If you value your brain cells.

*WTHHLFOLOBBQ: What The Hideous Hulking LungFish Of Lake Oblongata. BBQ.

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Lets

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make a thread about it.

Sorry. I keep making stupid threads lately. Why do I keep doing that?

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I imagined someone would complain about that, have the fangirs started saying "Oh thats so kawaii" or "Oh I love this".

TF2 fanfiction should only be action or comedy

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I imagined someone would complain about that, have the fangirls started saying "Oh thats so kawaii" or "Oh I love this".

TF2 fanfiction should only be action or comedy

No, fortunately the kawaiitards haven't infected the fandom yet. Sadly a few are slowly leeching into P-nauts...

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Sorry. I keep making stupid threads lately. Why do I keep doing that?

I was only kidding with you. Just relaxing from a long day at work, after supper and it was the first thread I read. Don't sweat it Katez.

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Why would anyone write TF2 fanfiction though, its like writing a fan fiction based on a porno, both have got lots of action but no story!

That's kind of the point. They want to give it a story.

Too bad TF2 is better without a story.

Sorry. I keep making stupid threads lately. Why do I keep doing that?

I was only kidding with you. Just chillaxing from a long day at work, after supper and it was the first thread I read. Don't sweat it Katez.

Okay, good. So I'm not retarded after all?

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Never say chillaxing Headroom, you only give the word more prominence in the English language. And those crazy dictionary people will add anything to their books these days.
*writes down helpful interweb advice*

Ok.

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fanfiction in general scares me, some of the stuff I've seen. *Shudders* I was just thinking about the Harry Potter fanfic My Immortal by Ebony Dark'ness Dementia Raven Way, the worst piece of writing ever published online.

What about Half Life: Full Life Consequences?

...no wait, that's epic, not scary.

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I hate fan-fiction.

It just seems so pointless and retarded

If it's something like a mod with a story, I guess it could be good if done right

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So I ventured into the TF2 fanfiction archives on FF.net.

NEVER DO IT.

IT'S NOT WORTH IT.

IT'S NOT WORTH CHOKING ON WHATEVER YOU'RE EATING OR DRINKING OR BREATHING. MULTIPLE TIMES.

There are some funny ones though. Mainly funny in how stupid the author sounds just from the title and description. For example:

Spy steales intel by Moofle

the spy tries to steal the intel but will he make it

I mean... Dude. He's either going to make it or he's not. Not worth writing a fic about.

And then there's the horrible slash, (mainly... ugh... Heavy/Medic. WTHHLFOLOBBQ.* Seriously.) or the ones where all the characters are girls and have like pillow fights or some stupid crap. And the horrible self-insert fics. In most of them, it's a girl self-insert who gets paired with her favourite character (either Scout or Sniper) and miraculously doesn't die. And, half of the time, manages to get the Scout to fall for her and have a long and meaningful relationship with her. I saw one where they got married.

I recommend that you never, ever go to FF.net. Ever. No matter what. Even when searching for P-nauts fics. If you value your brain cells.

Well I don't value my brain cells, thank you very much.

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There are several subdivisions of fanfics:

Amateurish fanfics

Amateurish fanfics that go nowhere

Amateurish fanfics where the author is a character that's somehow well liked by everyone

Amateurish erotic fanfics

Amateurish erotic fanfics that go nowhere

Amateurish erotic fanfics where the author is a character that gets sexed up by everyone they like

Amateurish erotic fanfics that go nowhere where the author is a character that gets sexed up by everyone they like

Choose your flavor.

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So I ventured into the TF2 fanfiction archives on FF.net.

NEVER DO IT.

IT'S NOT WORTH IT.

IT'S NOT WORTH CHOKING ON WHATEVER YOU'RE EATING OR DRINKING OR BREATHING. MULTIPLE TIMES.

There are some funny ones though. Mainly funny in how stupid the author sounds just from the title and description. For example:

Spy steales intel by Moofle

the spy tries to steal the intel but will he make it

I mean... Dude. He's either going to make it or he's not. Not worth writing a fic about.

And then there's the horrible slash, (mainly... ugh... Heavy/Medic. WTHHLFOLOBBQ.* Seriously.) or the ones where all the characters are girls and have like pillow fights or some stupid crap. And the horrible self-insert fics. In most of them, it's a girl self-insert who gets paired with her favourite character (either Scout or Sniper) and miraculously doesn't die. And, half of the time, manages to get the Scout to fall for her and have a long and meaningful relationship with her. I saw one where they got married.

I recommend that you never, ever go to FF.net. Ever. No matter what. Even when searching for P-nauts fics. If you value your brain cells.

Well I don't value my brain cells, thank you very much.

Do you value your esophagus?

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There are several subdivisions of fanfics:

Amateurish fanfics

Amateurish fanfics that go nowhere

Amateurish fanfics where the author is a character that's somehow well liked by everyone

Amateurish erotic fanfics

Amateurish erotic fanfics that go nowhere

Amateurish erotic fanfics where the author is a character that gets sexed up by everyone they like

Amateurish erotic fanfics that go nowhere where the author is a character that gets sexed up by everyone they like

Choose your flavor.

OOOH! The last one.

What do I win besides amusement?

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There are several subdivisions of fanfics:

Amateurish fanfics

Amateurish fanfics that go nowhere

Amateurish fanfics where the author is a character that's somehow well liked by everyone

Amateurish erotic fanfics

Amateurish erotic fanfics that go nowhere

Amateurish erotic fanfics where the author is a character that gets sexed up by everyone they like

Amateurish erotic fanfics that go nowhere where the author is a character that gets sexed up by everyone they like

Choose your flavor.

OOOH! The last one.

What do I win besides amusement?

About 17.5 points. Collect 1,000 and you can redeem them for adhesive medical strips.

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Watchmen/Twilight Crossover Fanfiction

Just seeing it's existance forced me into a vegetative state for a few days.

Also, I used to write psychonauts fanfictionnn... And Office fanfiction... and KOTOR fanfiction... and I'm considering writing BioShock fanfiction... NOTHING OFFENSIVE THOUGH.

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So I ventured into the TF2 fanfiction archives on FF.net.

NEVER DO IT.

IT'S NOT WORTH IT.

IT'S NOT WORTH CHOKING ON WHATEVER YOU'RE EATING OR DRINKING OR BREATHING. MULTIPLE TIMES.

There are some funny ones though. Mainly funny in how stupid the author sounds just from the title and description. For example:

Spy steales intel by Moofle

the spy tries to steal the intel but will he make it

I mean... Dude. He's either going to make it or he's not. Not worth writing a fic about.

And then there's the horrible slash, (mainly... ugh... Heavy/Medic. WTHHLFOLOBBQ.* Seriously.) or the ones where all the characters are girls and have like pillow fights or some stupid crap. And the horrible self-insert fics. In most of them, it's a girl self-insert who gets paired with her favourite character (either Scout or Sniper) and miraculously doesn't die. And, half of the time, manages to get the Scout to fall for her and have a long and meaningful relationship with her. I saw one where they got married.

I recommend that you never, ever go to FF.net. Ever. No matter what. Even when searching for P-nauts fics. If you value your brain cells.

Well I don't value my brain cells, thank you very much.

Do you value your esophagus?

I NEVER venture to ff.net for that very reason unless I need a good laugh and read Half Life Full Life Consequences and it's sequals. If you truely value everything you find holy though, never venture to the TF2chan fanfic page. I mean, yeah, they're sorted in diffrent sections by how they're "rated" but I'm too scared to imagine what goes on in the adult fanfic section. ;___;

MORAL OF STORY: ANYWHERE YOU GO, FANFICS ARE GOING TO BE TERRIFIYING EVEN THOUGH SOME ARE LULZY

Oh well, there's still alot of damn funny stuff on there, like Advice Spy. xD"Go get more metal! I'll watch your sentry!"

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Also, the existence of Watchmen/Twilight crossover fanfiction is incredibly disturbing.

It's very existance killed my friend, I do not lie.

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No doubt it would involve spies 'backstabbing'.

GUUUUAAHAAAAAAAAAAGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHCCHHHHHHHHHHQHHHHHHHHHAAAAAAAA

AAAAAUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHPPPPPFFFFFFFFFFLL

LLLLLLLNNNNNNNNUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU

HAVE. YOU. FORGETTED. THE. GYPSY. RULES.

NUMBER ONE. DO NOT GO THERE.

NUBMER TWO. DO NOT TAKE ME WITH YOU.

MUBNER THREE. DO NOT VISUALIZE.

BUNMER FOUR. IF YOU ABSOLUTELY MUST VISUALIZE, USE CLAYMATION. BUT IF CLAYMATION WILL SQUEAK, ANIME WILL DO.

BUMNER FIVE. DO NOT GIVE YOUR NEIGHBOR TOO MUCH FISH. WHAT IS FISH? FREAKING INFORMATION STUPID HEAD.

YOU HAVE THOROUGHLY BROKEN GYPSY RULES ONE THROUGH THREE AND PROBABLY NUMBER FIVE AS WELL. AND NUMBER FOUR DOESN'T EVEN APPLY HERE, AS THERE IS ABSOLUTELY NO NEED TO VISUALIZE IN ANY WAY, SHAPE OR FORM.

ZYXWVUTSRQPONMKJIHGFEDCBA. I AM SO DISGUSTED I MANAGED TO TYPE THE ALPHABET BACKWARDS. TWICE.

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No doubt it would involve spies 'backstabbing'.

GUUUUAAHAAAAAAAAAAGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHCCHHHHHHHHHHQHHHHHHHHHAAAAAAAAAAAAAUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHPPPPPFFFFFFFFFFLLLLLLLLLNNNNNNNNUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU

HAVE. YOU. FORGETTED. THE. GYPSY. RULES.

NUMBER ONE. DO NOT GO THERE.

NUBMER TWO. DO NOT TAKE ME WITH YOU.

MUBNER THREE. DO NOT VISUALIZE.

BUNMER FOUR. IF YOU ABSOLUTELY MUST VISUALIZE, USE CLAYMATION. BUT IF CLAYMATION WILL SQUEAK, ANIME WILL DO.

BUMNER FIVE. DO NOT GIVE YOUR NEIGHBOR TOO MUCH FISH. WHAT IS FISH? FREAKING INFORMATION STUPID HEAD.

YOU HAVE THOROUGHLY BROKEN GYPSY RULES ONE THROUGH THREE AND PROBABLY NUMBER FIVE AS WELL. AND NUMBER FOUR DOESN'T EVEN APPLY HERE, AS THERE IS ABSOLUTELY NO NEED TO VISUALIZE IN ANY WAY, SHAPE OR FORM.

ZYXWVUTSRQPONMKJIHGFEDCBA. I AM SO DISGUSTED I MANAGED TO TYPE THE ALPHABET BACKWARDS. TWICE.

Hey Hungry, just a guess but I think you broke Katez.

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