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No doubt it would involve spies 'backstabbing'.

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HAVE. YOU. FORGETTED. THE. GYPSY. RULES.

NUMBER ONE. DO NOT GO THERE.

NUBMER TWO. DO NOT TAKE ME WITH YOU.

MUBNER THREE. DO NOT VISUALIZE.

BUNMER FOUR. IF YOU ABSOLUTELY MUST VISUALIZE, USE CLAYMATION. BUT IF CLAYMATION WILL SQUEAK, ANIME WILL DO.

BUMNER FIVE. DO NOT GIVE YOUR NEIGHBOR TOO MUCH FISH. WHAT IS FISH? FREAKING INFORMATION STUPID HEAD.

YOU HAVE THOROUGHLY BROKEN GYPSY RULES ONE THROUGH THREE AND PROBABLY NUMBER FIVE AS WELL. AND NUMBER FOUR DOESN'T EVEN APPLY HERE, AS THERE IS ABSOLUTELY NO NEED TO VISUALIZE IN ANY WAY, SHAPE OR FORM.

ZYXWVUTSRQPONMKJIHGFEDCBA. I AM SO DISGUSTED I MANAGED TO TYPE THE ALPHABET BACKWARDS. TWICE.

Hey Hungry, just a guess but I think you broke Katez.

YOU THINK?!?!?!?

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No doubt it would involve spies 'backstabbing'.

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HAVE. YOU. FORGETTED. THE. GYPSY. RULES.

NUMBER ONE. DO NOT GO THERE.

NUBMER TWO. DO NOT TAKE ME WITH YOU.

MUBNER THREE. DO NOT VISUALIZE.

BUNMER FOUR. IF YOU ABSOLUTELY MUST VISUALIZE, USE CLAYMATION. BUT IF CLAYMATION WILL SQUEAK, ANIME WILL DO.

BUMNER FIVE. DO NOT GIVE YOUR NEIGHBOR TOO MUCH FISH. WHAT IS FISH? FREAKING INFORMATION STUPID HEAD.

YOU HAVE THOROUGHLY BROKEN GYPSY RULES ONE THROUGH THREE AND PROBABLY NUMBER FIVE AS WELL. AND NUMBER FOUR DOESN'T EVEN APPLY HERE, AS THERE IS ABSOLUTELY NO NEED TO VISUALIZE IN ANY WAY, SHAPE OR FORM.

ZYXWVUTSRQPONMKJIHGFEDCBA. I AM SO DISGUSTED I MANAGED TO TYPE THE ALPHABET BACKWARDS. TWICE.

please don't stretch the screen...

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Sorry for breaking the internet guys, but the very IDEA gives me the dry heaves. And it's very hard to convey "My brain is trying to eat itself to escape the words I just read" with something like "shudder shudder" or "eww." It just isn't enough.

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Sorry for breaking the internet guys, but the very IDEA gives me the dry heaves. And it's very hard to convey "My brain is trying to eat itself to escape the words I just read" with something like "shudder shudder" or "eww." It just isn't enough.

AT LEAST YOU HAVN'T ACCIDENTLY STUMBLED UPON ANY OF THAT. *sobs*

Also, I read that as "but the very IKEA gives me the dry heaves".

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Stemming an idea from the thread title, you should also never accidently set up a date with a guy who's a year older than you, EVEN IF HE CAN DRIVE, over facebook...

when you're in a 9 month relationship already ~headsmack~

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hey girl don't play a brother for his wheels that's just low

It was an accident, I swear. =| No harm done though, my boyfriend finds it funny.

STILL, MY BOYFRIEND IS WEIRD, SO DON'T DO THAT KIDS.

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MY BOYFRIEND AND I TALK ABOUT BILLY MAYS AND HOW HE COMES OUT OF OXICLEAN AND SCREAMS AT PEOPLE.

THEN WE TALK ABOUT SHAMWOW.

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MY BOYFRIEND AND I TALK ABOUT BILLY MAYS AND HOW HE COMES OUT OF OXICLEAN AND SCREAMS AT PEOPLE.

THEN WE TALK ABOUT SHAMWOW.

You two are fated for each other!

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No doubt it would involve spies 'backstabbing'.

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Glad to know I could be of service.

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my boyfriend and i talk about slap chop

then we slap each other's chops

Omg, have you seen the thing? With the scout? And the commercial? It's halarious.

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Wow. Once again a Double Fine thread manages to become about something completely different than what it started as :P

Ahhh, us. What are we going to do?

Anyway, I've been at the other side of that situation Katez, and it's best for both of you if you just tell him.

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my boyfriend and i talk about slap chop

then we slap each other's chops

lol i actually went to watch that right after i posted

no seriously though i'm actually pretty ugly so i don't have a boyfriend

I don't have a boyfriend either. Probably because I'm a guy. But then again I don't have a girlfriend so that doesn't say anything. :P

I also watched that video. Weird as hell, Apple Pop. Weird as hell.

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Lets go back to talking about terrible fanfiction.

My best friend is a harry potter nut. Well, there was some drama in her family... and I cheered her up by writing her a smutty harry potter story. Which I then buried, deep deep in the depths of my computer, and have since deleted.

It was absolutely hilarious though. Which was the intention.

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Yeah... also that problem has already been solved for a week, I just wanted to be able to spout a depressing relationship problem. Because I can.

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I will reply to each concern in this thread:

1. TF2 Fanfiction

Most of it is terrible, pointless, or start out really good and then start to suck, or have a great concept behind them but the writer completely turns it into a porno halfway, or it starts out great and then it just stops. There are some good ones, but only really good in the way that the characters are in character, while the plot doesn't have much, and they all have some good parts to them, but eh... I admit to liking some of them, though

But if you think the TF2 slashfics are bad, just wait til you see the FANSLASH PICS. Dear lord, I manged to find a whole damn dA account just FULL of slashy TF2 mods. This makes me sad, as alot of them involve my favourite sharpshooter and...just... no. NO. NEIN.

2.Relationships

Umm, I don't have any relationships with anyone, nor do I have any good advice, because alot of the people I do know who are in relationships aren't really in relationships, they just like having a guy hanging off their every word and taking pictures together with them and driving them places.

On second thought, here's some advice: don't get into relationships like that.

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Something very similair to that happened to me Katez, the important thing is if I had've just said no when she asked me out all the depressing and crazy stuff that came out of it could have been avoided.

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Since we were talking about infomercial dubs, I prefer Jabo0oby dubs...after you all watch one of them, you can comment on what an immature bastard I am. And yeah, Fanfiction.net, I tried to get into it, but I couldn't.

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my boyfriend and i talk about slap chop

then we slap each other's chops

lol i actually went to watch that right after i posted

no seriously though i'm actually pretty ugly so i don't have a boyfriend

I don't have a boyfriend either. Probably because I'm a guy. But then again I don't have a girlfriend so that doesn't say anything. :P

I also watched that video. Weird as hell, Apple Pop. Weird as hell.

IS FUNNY.

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No doubt it would involve spies 'backstabbing'.

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Glad to know I could be of service.

I'm sorry, but what you said was completely disgusting and I think you need to have your brain fumigated.

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Then you also need your brain fumigated. By a trained Psychonaut. Or two.

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If by seedy you mean awesome. And my underbelly, you mean under-shirt...

Wait, that sucked. Sorry.

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