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I am sorry if am am misreading it somehow, but according to ign "in the spotlight", its Tims birthday today! If it is true happy birthday Tim! What do you guys think about this?

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I didn't hear anything about this. It may in fact be true.

[EDIT] It is in fact! :D Happy B-day Tim! You're... eight years younger than my mom. Weird.

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Deep within the womb of time,

a creature thus be born.

The seed of life is united with

the egg of tyranny.

Gestates forth from within the womb of life

for three-quarter and nigh a year.

The creature thus be born!

The creature thus be formed!

And ye of years 42 bells will chime!

When the heavens open up

and drink from the silver cup

The creature thus be born!

And blow the magic horn!

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HAPPY BIRTHDAY, TIM! *dumps a truckload of confetti all over DFAF*

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He IS a jolly good fellow. If anyone denies that, I will see to it that they can never deny again. Probably by lack of a frontal lobe.

Happy birthday you king of men, you Frank Zappa of video games!

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Just remember, every year you are one year closer to being replaced by the younger generation.

And considering how awesome the younger generation is, that is something to be happy about :P>

If you would like, my good sir, I could give you a free appointment. I hear you have quite a juicy brain...

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BLOW OUT YOUR CANDLES, GOSH DARN IT!

Mere candles? BAH! A person as mighty as Tim deserves no less than road flares on his cake!

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BLOW OUT YOUR CANDLES, GOSH DARN IT!

Mere candles? BAH! A person as mighty as Tim deserves no less than road flares on his cake!

Or thermite.

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BLOW OUT YOUR CANDLES, GOSH DARN IT!

Mere candles? BAH! A person as mighty as Tim deserves no less than road flares on his cake!

Or thermite.

You can't blow out thermite.

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exactly, it will be the best cake pyrotechnics ever

the world will taste the eggs of beauty the pyrotechnics will lay in the hearts and minds of people

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MAY THE CANDLES ON YOUR CAKE

BURN LIKE CITIES IN YOUR WAKE.

HAPPY BIRTHDAY.

THIS ONE LESSON YOU MUST LEARN.

FIRST YOU PILLAGE, THEN YOU BURN.

HAPPY BIRTHDAY.

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*stands outside Tim's house as it burns because of the fireworks zee started*

*looks at Tim*

Happy Birtday, man.

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im sorry Tim. :down:

ill buy you a new house! *gives Tim $10M* that should buy you a decent house.

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*stands outside Tim's house as it burns because of the fireworks zee started*

*looks at Tim*

Happy Birtday, man.

Well, at least he has his luggage. :|

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