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Hey all!

I’m doing a presentation in my mom's basement today on the differences between the digital ‘me’ and the real life ‘me’, and I’m trying to find out how people view me online. It’s perfect to ask you guys as you don’t know me in real life, only the digital me.

So, describe me in a word, sentence, paragraph, whatever! :)

(Quick replies would be good).

Thanks!

-hot

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I'm not entirely convinced you aren't the norse god Loki in disguise.

Or maybe just the closest thing we have to a "resident troll" here (not counting those Spacebase haters who used to sneak in) but in DF Community standards, that just puts you at "loveable scamp" level, I guess???

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Actually you remind me of Doc Brown. Unusual but not weird, and secretly a bit of a genius.

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black [del][/del]

i'm not black, tho

The whiter kind of black.

you mean... a shade of Grey??????????????

I'm not entirely convinced you aren't the norse god Loki in disguise.

Or maybe just the closest thing we have to a "resident troll" here (not counting those Spacebase haters who used to sneak in) but in DF Community standards, that just puts you at "loveable scamp" level, I guess???

loveable, huh...

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I'm still not entirely convinced that you're real. You're possibly a simulation. Some kind of psychological experiment on DFAF maybe.

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You are a riddle, wrapped in a mystery, inside an enigma, hidden on a treasure island, based on a short story, enfolded in a corn tortilla, foretold by prophesy, enshrouded in fog, covered in chocolate sauce, topped with a cherry, and void where prohibited.

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Why doesn't that girl have a nose?

Also hot, I think you described yourself best, you're the Manic Pixie Dream Girl type, but with a bit more cynicism and self-awareness. You delight in your eccentricities, even as people pigeon holing you into being just "The Eccentric Guy" offends you because you're more than just that, depths which you only rarely show, and still with a winking weirdness. I think you're probably a very sensitive, emotionally intelligent person, and that makes you feel vulnerable, so you cover for it by playing up your strangeness.

there is a nose, if you zoom in close enough

it's like a metaphor

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lol i don't really think i'm like a chav, but perhaps there are elements of the chav aesthetic that i appreciate

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but guys how do I show the world that I am a sensitive and vulnerable man

I—I have been wearing this mask for so long that... that I'm not sure if I know how to take it off...

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You should start by changing your handle from "hot" to something like "Lonely Ice Prince"

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You are the fart beneath our wings, Hot.

It's a really big fart.

And as I'm pretty sure someone told me once, "fart" is some foreign language's word for "success".

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You are the fart beneath our wings, Hot.

It's a really big fart.

And as I'm pretty sure someone told me once, "fart" is some foreign language's word for "success".

Well, "wind" is also a euphemism for "fart", so...

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but guys how do I show the world that I am a sensitive and vulnerable man

I—I have been wearing this mask for so long that... that I'm not sure if I know how to take it off...

cpsBxAZ.gif

Let the darkness take over!

ORsGpEwhNQ0

I'm not sure if I'm me or I'm my own Valeyard

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aw you guys are so sweet. you are farts to me too :red:

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aw you guys are so sweet. you are farts to me too :red:

Camp Onowanna

We hold you in our hearts

And when we think about you...

:cheese:

:cheese:

:cheese:

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aw you guys are so sweet. you are farts to me too :red:

Camp Onowanna

We hold you in our hearts

And when we think about you...

:cheese:

:cheese:

:cheese:

It's "I hope we never part." Now, get it right or pay the price. :cheese:

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You need people to like you.

that's a very generous interpretation, but i think the truth is just that

i need me

to like me

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Doesn't everybody just want to be loved?

Seems to me like that's more or less the case with people. Even Misanthropes want to be loved, that's why it's so exhausting to be one, you're stuck in a balancing act of needing people to like you even as you hate them.

In the words of the poet Louise Amanda Harman,

Love me or hate me,

it's still an obsession.

Love me or hate me,

that is the question.

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Doesn't everybody just want to be loved?

Seems to me like that's more or less the case with people. Even Misanthropes want to be loved, that's why it's so exhausting to be one, you're stuck in a balancing act of needing people to like you even as you hate them.

In the words of the poet Louise Amanda Harman,

Love me or hate me,

it's still an obsession.

Love me or hate me,

that is the question.

The great Stephen Fry said it as best as possible as far as I'm concerned:

"I want to be left alone, but I don't want to BE alone."

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Hey all!

I’m doing a presentation in my mom's basement today on the differences between the digital ‘me’ and the real life ‘me’, and I’m trying to find out how people view me online. It’s perfect to ask you guys as you don’t know me in real life, only the digital me.

So, describe me in a word, sentence, paragraph, whatever! :)

(Quick replies would be good).

Thanks!

-hot

I would say you're like the DFAF clone of coolsome.

Or like, there's some laboratory where Mike Grossman and Tim Schafer do weird experiments, and you both are the result of the same or similar experiment. And afterward, you followed Tim to Double Fine and Coolsome followed Mike to Telltale.

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