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Bales' Metal Band Name

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Bidiot Bales clearly states that he is not in a metal band, but we can all see through this terrible lie. He is simply without a perfect band name. So I propose we help him come up with one.

I give my vote to Death Chocolate.

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I shall propose some names my band members rejected.

'Beyond the Heart and Blood'

'Cornwall Fury'

'Scorch'

'Hot Dog Dynamite'

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Dead Babies

Then you could cover Alice Cooper at some point like Overkill did with the Motorhead song.

or just pull from the formula and end up with something like Blood Drowned Kittens.

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Hot Cocoa

But spell your logo in a really hard to read pointy font so that when people read it they're like "ehhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh... hot cocoa??"

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I was in a punk band right after high school called Vaginal Blood Fart. You can have it. It's yours.

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I was in a hard rock band called The Swinging Johnsons. Then an Irish rock band called The Whiskey Shits.

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I've probably shared this before, but one of my cousins was in a rock band that went by the name STUVWXYZ.

It was pronounced "stoove-wixies".

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