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TIM SCHAFER SUCKS AND HERE'S WHY (joke thread)

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Tim Schafer keeps hiding my tablet pen and it always takes up like ten minutes of my day looking for it

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And thus a meme was born.

We made Tim Schafer a famous meme and he isn't even paying us royalties.

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And thus a meme was born.

We made Tim Schafer a famous meme and he isn't even paying us royalties.

He can't; he filed the SEC paperwork late.

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Tim Schafer is that guy that holds the door open for you, but only when you're slightly too far away and it becomes super awkward

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Tim Schafer once asked if he could borrow a cup of sugar, and he never gave it back.

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Tim Schafer stole my chocolate orange and in trying to open it put a big 'ol dent in my table

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Tim ruined my research design by kidnapping everyone in my control group and replacing them with little toy army tanks and leaving a note that says "Tank controls rule!!! -Tim".

That's not very funny, Tim! Now I'll never find the cure for butt disease!

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Tim Schafer said 'Hi' to me once, and now 10 years later he doesn't remember me anymore. Talk about self-centered.

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Tim opened the door, but didn't get on the floor, when he KNEW we were trying to walk the dinosaur.

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Because Tim allowed the forums to have Comic Sans in the fonts feature but no Papyrus.

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