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look i know you are all secretly wondering if your tongue will work on a touch screen, so i decided to man up and find out for you. the answer is... yes. yes it will.

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The one question I've always wanted to know but no one ever had an answer for.... "Why?"
because

BRILLIANT!

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How many thumbtacks can a person fit up their butt?

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How many thumbtacks can a person fit up their butt?

this box of thumbtacks has the dimensions of 2.3 x 1.6 x 0.8 inches and it contains 100 pieces.

given this, we can estimate that the average thumbtack takes up 0.02944 cubic inches (in³).

(2.3 x 1.6 x 0.8) inches ÷ 100 thumbtacks = 0.02944 in³/thumbtacks 

then, from this study, we can assume the average rectal volume is 121.5 cm³ (7.4143849 in³).

so,

7.4143849 in³ ÷ 0.02944 in³/thumbtacks = 251.847313179 thumbtacks 

you can fit roughly 251 thumbtacks up your butt

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you can fit roughly 251 thumbtacks up your butt

Does it have any proven medical benefits?

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How many thumbtacks can a person fit up their butt?

this box of thumbtacks has the dimensions of 2.3 x 1.6 x 0.8 inches and it contains 100 pieces.

given this, we can estimate that the average thumbtack takes up 0.02944 cubic inches (in³).

(2.3 x 1.6 x 0.8) inches ÷ 100 thumbtacks = 0.02944 in³/thumbtacks 

then, from this study, we can assume the average rectal volume is 121.5 cm³ (7.4143849 in³).

so,

7.4143849 in³ ÷ 0.02944 in³/thumbtacks = 251.847313179 thumbtacks 

you can fit roughly 251 thumbtacks up your butt

I'm glad we're learning the important information in this thread.

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Why are the needles sterilized for lethal injections?

Actually, although that's a question often asked in a joking way, my educated guess would be because even when lethal injections are performed, they are not supposed to violate the "cruel and unusual" limitation, such as when some states have botched their lethal injections and caused the injected person to die slowly and more miserably than they were supposed to. We don't behead or electrocute people anymore, and we don't intentionally stab them with AIDS needles either. That's my educated guess anyway.

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Is this like "ask a monkeologist" without the cool fun stuff?

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Why is it called "racism" if nobody is racing each other?

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Why is it called "racism" if nobody is racing each other?

here is a poem i wrote in 5th grade:

Races should not race

Because there is no first place

Let's walk the same pace

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Is Coolsome's real name Mephistopheles?

My parent's are weird.

Your parent has an "Are Weird", and it explains why your name is Mephistopheles?

...Or are you saying that the "Are Weird" is named Mephistopheles?

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Is Coolsome's real name Mephistopheles?

My parent's are weird.

Your parent has an "Are Weird", and it explains why your name is Mephistopheles?

...Or are you saying that the "Are Weird" is named Mephistopheles?

Yes.

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Why is it called "racism" if nobody is racing each other?

here is a poem i wrote in 5th grade:

Races should not race

Because there is no first place

Let's walk the same pace

That's actually not bad.

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Is this like "ask a monkeologist" without the cool fun stuff?

yes

i don't know what that is, but yes

Well then, beat this.

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How many roads must a man walk down before you call him a man?

How many seas must a white dove sail before she sleeps in the sand?

How many times must the cannon balls fly before they're forever banned?

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