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hey guys post more im bored

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guys seriously im at my moms house at its summer (back home from yale) and i have nothing to do but shitpost on the internets

i cant even bother to use apostrophes anymore

did i mention that i go to yale

bet ur i'mpressed, huh

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Let's tradeoff on lyrics to Rick Astley

We're no strangers to love

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Let's tradeoff on lyrics to Rick Astley

We're no strangers to love

you lose the game and so do i

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Let's tradeoff on lyrics to Rick Astley

We're no strangers to love

you lose the game and so do i

Of all the games that you've been thinking of

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Fun fact: I live less than an hour from the sausage.

Less fun fact: It's now easy to guess where I live.

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Someone suggested an excellent terrible crossover fic idea, and now I feel obligated to write it. >_>;

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So a black guy walks into a bar. He orders a drink and leaves.

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So a black guy walks into a bar. He orders a drink and leaves.

Two men walk into a bar.

You'd think the second one would have ducked.

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Are we starting a dad joke thread, because I seriously have a million of them.

A magician was driving down the road when suddenly he turned into a driveway.

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Fun fact: I live less than an hour from the sausage.

Less fun fact: It's now easy to guess where I live.

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Are we starting a dad joke thread, because I seriously have a million of them.

A magician was driving down the road when suddenly he turned into a driveway.

Knock knock.

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He's gonna take you back to the past

To play the shitty games that suck ass

He'd rather have a buffalo

Take a diarrhea dump in his ear

He'd rather eat the rotten asshole

Of a roadkilled skunk and down it with beer

He's the angriest nerd you've ever heard

He's the angry Nintendo nerd

He's the angry Atari Sega nerd

He's the Angry Video Game Nerd

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BREAKING NEWS: I went to the store today and discovered that England has sent us a spotted dick sponge. I think they are expecting us to eat it. Not sure how to proceed. Can any of you guys from the UK explain to me how to eat a spotted dick? This is my first time.

http://i.imgur.com/YKG4yze.jpg

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It depends on whether or not you would want a d**k in your mouth.

I'll see myself out...

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It depends on whether or not you would want a d**k in your mouth.

I'll see myself out...

Subtlety! It is the second soul of wit, right behind brevity!

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not sure if i want the spotted dick, but maybe lyle's black ...

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not sure if i want the spotted dick, but maybe lyle's black ...

Nobody can resist Lyle's black trickle. It's the motor oil you can eat!

Once you've had Lyle's black, you don't go back!

http://i.imgur.com/3yXQp.jpg

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Notice in that grocery store phot how next to Lyle's Black and Spotted Dick are the letters DP.

...I'll leave again.

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Fun fact: I live less than an hour from the sausage.

Less fun fact: It's now easy to guess where I live.

That's also less than an hour away. What's next? Barrhead?

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I think I found my new favorite reaction clip I'm going to post every time someone threatens to leave a forum community. So accurate!

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I challenge you guys to roast me.

Every good joke gets 10 points, first to 100 wins.

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I admire that you're brave enough to use a selfy as an avatar, Noname.

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I challenge you guys to roast me.

CHALLENGE ACCEPTED.

Every good joke gets 10 points, first to 100 wins.

Oh...

*pushes roasting spit back into the closet*

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I admire that you're brave enough to use a selfy as an avatar, Noname.

Fuck yes. 10 points.

I challenge you guys to roast me.

CHALLENGE ACCEPTED.

Every good joke gets 10 points, first to 100 wins.

Oh...

*pushes roasting spit back into the closet*

Come on, Anemone. Like Richard Gere with a gerbil, I know you got it in you.

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