Secret Fawful Posted May 10, 2018 1 hour ago, Right Said Brett said: Don't get me started... The script features Get to the choppa but the choppa is a motorcycle. Also the line "If your mom's ***** was a videogame it would be rated E for everyone!" Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Right Said Brett Posted May 10, 2018 37 minutes ago, Secret Fawful said: The script features Get to the choppa but the choppa is a motorcycle. Also the line "If your mom's ***** was a videogame it would be rated E for everyone!" Ye gads! I read an outline of the leaked script a while back. It sounds awful and I abhor the disability equivalent of the magical negro trope. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Secret Fawful Posted May 10, 2018 I feel like a good Shane Black Predator movie already happened and it's called Predator 2. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Right Said Brett Posted May 10, 2018 9 minutes ago, Secret Fawful said: I feel like a good Shane Black Predator movie already happened and it's called Predator 2. I think that I like Predator 2 more than the first movie. King Willie is my favourite character. "This is dread, mon. Truly dread." As for The Predator; the trailer makes it look like a Syfy original. The cinematography is really flat, giving it a cheap look. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Secret Fawful Posted May 10, 2018 (edited) Sorry I just looked at your username and was reminded of that terrible country song where the singer goes, "BABY, WRITE THIS DOW-OWN" again. You begged me not to associate you with that crapola but it's stuck. "BABY, RIGHT SAID BRE-ETT". Edited May 10, 2018 by Secret Fawful Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Right Said Brett Posted May 10, 2018 4 minutes ago, Secret Fawful said: Sorry I just looked at your username and was reminded of that terrible country song where the singer goes, "BABY, WRITE THIS DOW-OWN" again. You begged me not to associate you with that crapola but it's stuck. "BABY, RIGHT SAID BRE-ETT". Well, my username is a play on the name of the band Right Said Fred. I'm too sexy for my (Hawaiian) shirt. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Secret Fawful Posted May 11, 2018 That's the best thing I've read today. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Right Said Brett Posted May 11, 2018 4 hours ago, Johro said: ...Right. Why, you took the word right out of my mouth. With a parrot like you around, I may as well climb back into the old freezerino. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Secret Fawful Posted May 11, 2018 (edited) 5 hours ago, Johro said: ...Right. Said Brett. Baby, WRITE THIS DO-OWN. Why, yes, I do hate this song. Edited May 11, 2018 by Secret Fawful Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Right Said Brett Posted May 11, 2018 9 minutes ago, Secret Fawful said: Why, yes, I do hate this song. At least you can't say that I don't suit the association, being that I'm a hateful S.O.B. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Secret Fawful Posted May 11, 2018 15 minutes ago, Right Said Brett said: At least you can't say that I don't suit the association, being that I'm a hateful S.O.B. Yeah but George Straight goes to sleep at night wrapped up in a Confederate flag. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Right Said Brett Posted May 11, 2018 4 minutes ago, Secret Fawful said: Yeah but George Straight goes to sleep at night wrapped up in a Confederate flag. Still, it beats collapsing from exhaustion at 7am, wrapped in a shroud of dashed hopes, bitter disappointments and crushing despair. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Secret Fawful Posted May 11, 2018 (edited) I've decided to play a new game. It's called Spot the Jerkhole. In this game, I freeze frame studio audiences from different episodes of talk shows and try to spot the most obvious piece of crap frickin' jerkhole in the audience. Today's jerkhole is brought to you by Jimmy Fallon. Ah yeah. You just know that gringo is a frickin' jerkhole. Edited May 11, 2018 by Secret Fawful Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Noname215 Posted May 11, 2018 21 hours ago, Secret Fawful said: The script features Get to the choppa but the choppa is a motorcycle. Also the line "If your mom's ***** was a videogame it would be rated E for everyone!" That sounds more like a Fred Dekker line than a Shane Black line. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Johro Posted May 12, 2018 I'm going to give it a shot, but man.... The trailer doesn't look promising. Shane really doesn't have a track record for the genre outside of acting. Who knows? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Right Said Brett Posted May 12, 2018 6 hours ago, Johro said: Who knows? The test audiences, apparently. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Vainamoinen Posted May 12, 2018 Ahhhh nothing like the fresh smell of dumping on completely unsuspecting audience members in the evening. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Johro Posted May 13, 2018 "I'm not normal. I know it. I don't care" Sometimes, you just have to quote Ace of Base. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Right Said Brett Posted May 13, 2018 (edited) EDIT: Some things are better left... Edited May 14, 2018 by Right Said Brett ...unsaid. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Chyron Posted May 17, 2018 I am 40 years old today. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
epic Posted May 17, 2018 5 hours ago, Chyron said: I am 40 years old today. I'm quite surprised that you're that old, but happy cake day nonetheless. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
flesk Posted May 18, 2018 Belated happy birthday, Chyron! I hope you had a nice day. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Chyron Posted May 18, 2018 (edited) 18 hours ago, epic said: I'm quite surprised that you're that old, but happy cake day nonetheless. Yep. I'm old enough to remember getting the NES with Super Mario Bros. (but not Duck Hunt) for Christmas near its launch, and I remember watching Star Trek IV ("the one with the whales") in the theatre. 7 hours ago, flesk said: Belated happy birthday, Chyron! I hope you had a nice day. Thanks! I did. Had ribs from a fantastic local barbecue place in town, and had fun playing Paper Mario: The Thousand Year Door. Edited May 18, 2018 by Chyron Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Johro Posted May 23, 2018 Sorry, I missed your birthday, good sir. Glad you had a good time. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
epic Posted May 24, 2018 RIP TotalBiscuit. Cancer sucks. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Johro Posted May 25, 2018 (edited) Yeah. I'm in a pretty somber mood about that. Even, though it came down to just podcasts, it was nice that he was still trying to make content right til the end(well up to 3 months anyway). Edited May 25, 2018 by Johro Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Leroy Octopus Posted May 26, 2018 Some more hot video review action coming at you. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites