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hey guys i'm a 27-year-old virgin

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For every funny thread you make, hot,  there's two Coolsome threads on their way.

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some people say crap like 'there is a grain of truth in every joke' and I think hot is trying to tell us something serious here.

something like... it's his birthday? weren't you 26 years old last I knew?

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Method 1:

  1. Squeeze some olives
  2. Wait 27 years.
  3. Enjoy!!

Method 2:

  1. Go back in time 27 years
  2. Squeeze some olives
  3. Store oil in a safe place where it will remain undisturbed
  4. Travel back to the present
  5. Enjoy!!!

Method 3:

  1. hot, this is u from the future
  2. don't go back in time
  3. i can't explain now, but it ends in disaster
  4. also, olive oil wasn't that good
  5. enjoy!1!

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Olive oil goes rancid pretty fast. Not something you want to keep more than a year or two, TBH. Now, walnut oil...

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Eat some while you can! America won't rest until all the bees are dead!

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11 hours ago, Feddlefew said:

Olive oil goes rancid pretty fast. Not something you want to keep more than a year or two, TBH. Now, walnut oil...

see, it goes rancid after 2 years, but that's why you wait the extra 25 years! it gets good again! the circle of life! 

19 hours ago, Klatuu said:

Method 1:

  1. Squeeze some olives
  2. Wait 27 years.
  3. Enjoy!!

Method 2:

  1. Go back in time 27 years
  2. Squeeze some olives
  3. Store oil in a safe place where it will remain undisturbed
  4. Travel back to the present
  5. Enjoy!!!

Method 3:

  1. hot, this is u from the future
  2. don't go back in time
  3. i can't explain now, but it ends in disaster
  4. also, olive oil wasn't that good
  5. enjoy!1!

thanks, future me! uh, by the way, have you learnt how not to immediately become awkward and distant the moment anyone shows any romantic interest in you? 

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Your time travel shenanigans lead you marrying The Honey Lich, the final harbinger of the end times.

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1 hour ago, Feddlefew said:

Your time travel shenanigans lead you marrying The Honey Lich, the final harbinger of the end times.

huh. i'm okay with this! 

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9 hours ago, hot said:

huh. i'm okay with this! 

The end of virginity.... AND THE WORLD!!!

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