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Rules to Survive in a Horror Movie

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It's getting close to Halloween and to celebrate, we're gonna come up with the biggest thing of what to do and shat not to do in a Horror Movie if you wanna make like the BeeGee's and stay alive.

1) DON'T HAVE SEX, CAUSE IF YOU OR THE PERSON YOU HAVE SEX WITH WILL DIE!!!

2) If you're a girl, always wear a bra, underwear, and nothing too skimpy.

3) If it looks dead, don't bother to check cause it's probably not, Just run.

4) Don't get the cops involved, cause that's just another death waiting to happen.

5) If you lose your pet, don't go looking for it. It may be dead, or it probably will end up costing you your own life.

6) Don't ask "Who's there?" and try to investigate.

Try to keep them numbered, okay? ADD TO THIS SO GRAND A LIST!

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7) Don't pull a Scooby Doo and say "Let's split up!" That's just begging for a group to be picked off one by one.

8) Dark rooms= Bad

9) If a help call is coming from far off abandonded location, then don't be a moron and try to look for it. At LEAST call them back before ramming into the situation head first.

10) Get a bigger flashlight, you fool.

11) Have weapon training. This way you can actually deffened yourself from pesky zombies!

12) Do not go alone and not tell anyone where you are.

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13) Dont enter malls, ever.

14) Dont wear high heels.

15) Jeans are the clothes of survivors

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16) Never pick up hitchhikers.

17) Never pick on or torment the small or nerdy kid, cause karma's a really funny thing in the world of horror..

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20) The best means of survival is to be the killer. You always escape at the end

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20) The best means of survival is to be the killer. You always escape at the end

I'm with Hermit on this; to do it well- do the opposite of everything suggested above.

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21) Avoid little girls at all costs.

21.5)Beware of their imaginary friends who of which they call "mister bubbles"

22) when being chased, use an axe to break the stairs so they cannot follow you

23) use sinks tubs and water areas, fill them up, then close them off (permanently) - you don't know what will come out of the drains

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25.) Avoid areas filled with Fog

26.) Hog all of the gasoline you can, and share with no one

27.) Find weapons that don't need ammo or fuel to work

28.) Don't be too lovable, or they'll go for the sentimental kill

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29) According to stereotypes, it's best to be caucasian in a horror movie, which I find completly absurd that ethnic back ground has anything to do with who gets picked off and when.

30) crowbar, Crowbar, CROWBAR!

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Lol, Sorry to go a bit off topic on here, there are just sooo many parts in scary movies where you just have to yell to yourself, What the heck are they doing! But I think that's what makes them so fun. Because then you can make fun of them afterwards.

Has anyone ever seen Cabin Fever? I just saw it today. There's a part in it where one character goes to invetigate what is clearly a old dead body in some water. When he knows that there is some crazy disease going on with people. and that it is defiantly a person. And they are dead. And only a wobbly ladder is there to support him. Awesome.

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30a.) To locate a handy crowbar, find the nearest scientist/researcher.

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34) Bring the garlic?

35) Never meet up with RDers in the middle of a crowded mall. EVER. Disaster waiting to happen.

36) Boomsticks are an essential necessity.

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37) Upon being attacked by something, just start doing a dance routine. You'll instantly switch the film's genre from horror to comedy and you'll have a few laughs.

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31) Always have a copy of The Zombie Survival Guide handy, in case zombies are involved.

though it may cause you to become more paranoid and become the crazy one that is killed off. and always have an awsome deck of cards with you to lessen the monotony.

34) Bring the garlic?

35) Never meet up with RDers in the middle of a crowded mall. EVER. Disaster waiting to happen.

36) Boomsticks are an essential necessity.

36.5) go for the book of the dead in the middle (not the right, nor left, MIDDLE), and WRITE DOWN THE SPELL SO YOU DON'T FORGET!!!

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Man, we should do another zombie Com.RP!

lol. Good times, good times....

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37) Upon being attacked by something, just start doing a dance routine. You'll instantly switch the film's genre from horror to comedy and you'll have a few laughs.

38)Take at least 12 hours of dance classes before becoming involved with the horror movie.

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39) Don't shower, ever. Not only can this protect you from having a vulnerable moment near a homicidal maniac, your horrible smell will make it easier to trick zombie hordes into believing that you are one of their own.

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40. Don't ever try to start a car for possible getaway.

41. Don't watch horror movies or tell scary stories.

42. Don't bother running; you will trip and fall. Even though the killer is merely hobbling after you, the fastest man in the group cannot outrun him/her/it.

43. Fire seems to work fairly often. Gas and matches could come in handy.

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44. Japanese children are a big no-no.

45. Don't go investigate that whining noise you heard just now.

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44. Japanese children are a big no-no.

44 a. As are Japanese mansions (Fatal Frame) and Japanese wells.

44 b. Actually, avoid the Japanese altogether. They'll screw up your TV and make disturbing noises and, really, who needs to know their TV was broken by evil incarnate before they die?

46. Carbonated Holy Water. Invest in it. Especially if one of your friends starts crawling along the ceiling spewing carrots and peas all over your newly painted walls.

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Man, we should do another zombie Com.RP!

lol. Good times, good times....

Those were good times...LET'S DO IT!

Has anybody been to RD recently? Last time I looked, it was pretty dead.

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