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Queen of Halloween, October 26, 2011 in Topics from the Universe Outside of Double Fine
Did any of you guys ever watch a reality/game show called The Mole? It was a pretty cool show. Anderson Cooper is hot.
Cheshire Cat, what should we wish for?
Speaking of hot. What's better after a hard day's work out in the sun then the refreshing taste of Welch's 100% Grape Juice? Nothing of course!
What if the only way you could receive the juice was by robbing the grapes from old man welch. but if you don't you will slowly lose health from the heat, representing your desperation
I only drink things labeled, "Drink me."
what if everything was labled drink me, and you were overwhelmed with choice. then it turned out that it was all a metaphor for your need of human contact
Anderson Cooper here, reporting live from the biggest forum costume party. Joining us live is local celebrity Peter Molyneux. Peter, what is your opinion on the state of narrative storytelling in modern gaming?
Oh Hatter you are so very silly. Do you have any tea?
At Welch's great customer service is one of the pillars of our brand.
Dormouse, why are you purple?
CHESHIRE CAT! You've gone mangy old friend! The Hatter is calling himself Peter and he's no longer much fun I'm afraid.
Thank you, cooper, for your attention today. this is obviously a question to which I have given a lot of thought.
See, stories in games run into the problem of being pure escapism. in a way, they are like chocolate. they taste good, but when you finish nothing is left. in order to ascend our medium to a higher level, we need to bake some rocks into that chocolate. eating the chocolate will still be delicious, but it will be a risk -- you may hurt your teeth if you eat hastily and without thought. and when you finish, the rocks will stay behind, weighing on your memories, and you will have learned something.
Our juice is 100% rock free, but nutritional and full of antioxidants, kids love it, moms love it, doctors love it, dads who were kids once and still are kids now love it too. welch's grape juice, buy it, drink, drink it NOA!
I'M MORE THAN READY FOR THIS!
Am I late? Just here to watch the festivities.
Where did the party go? I swear to time and space I will spam every topic on the main page if you people don't start posting!
[del]THATS MY LINE YOU BASTARD! NEVER TRY AND STEAL MY SCHTICK!
[del]*throws milk molotovs at Bonerlord*[/del]
I mean... thank you for posting...
You're welcome. Bonerlord aims to please.
Hot? Who is hot? Anderson Cooper is hot, that's who.
Sorry I'm late for the party. I was busy kill..., um I'm mean making burgers.
Oh, the burgers are made out of peo..., um I mean cows.
Wash those cow burgers down with a glass of delicious Welch's grape juice.
Slightly later than most, but I'm in. >D
You know who was late? Justice. Justice was late when my parents were murdered by the Joker.
Ulysses, whoever you are. Marry me.
I thought you were going to marry me, Scarecrow! You whore!
Dude Ulysses has Abed from Community dressed as Batman from the Dark Knight as their avatar!
Oh, so my avatar isn't sexed up enough for you? Is that it? I thought I meant more to you than just looks!