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mine are:

raz:"your name isnt boyd anymore, its roid,because your a big pain in my butt."

raz:"I get it! you grab one of the squirrels nuts and use clairvoyance on it to see what he sees!"

nils:"uh, could you say 'acorns' if you repeat that to anyone else?"

"I heard that one time this kid was late for basic braining, and coach oleander held him upside down until he turned blue, but the kid had just drinken a 6 pack of soda, so when oleander shook him, he exploded."

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Mine are:

Kochamera: "I've got the brain of a little girl in my lab!"

Raz: "You have the muscle of a little girl too!"

and

Oliander: "You.... Tall people!!"

and many other i do not feel like posting

because I is lazy

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"THAT is the purpose of the goggles!"

Works in almost any situation. Especially in response to a certain other goggle related quote ;)

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I like Raz's "The view is good from up here, but I need to get even higher.. Like, super-high.. As if I were FLYING.. I know! Maybe I can find some stilts!"

Actually, Raz says a lot of funny stuff, although I can't remember a lot of it.. But, like Goldwolf mentioned, "THAT is the purpose of the goggles!" is awesome. xD

The Lungfish people are always great:

"Goggalor hates everything Lungfish care about! Air, water, family, the economy.."

"It's Goggalor!! He hates children!"

"Oh no, Goggalor is headed for the orphanage! ... No, wait, that wasn't the orphanage! ... Oh no, that WAS the Orphanage! ... Goggalor got the Puppy Orphanage! ... I HATE you, Goggalor!" And the little girl who says "I love you, Goggalor!"

And who can forget the G Men!

"Look at that woman's breasts. They're large."

"Although I sometimes smell of excrement, I deserve your respect because I provide a valuable service."

"Feces"

"Plants need to have water poured on them, because they don't have arms to hold glasses of water."

"I am on fire. I am uncomfortable. Initiating countermeasures. *sprinkler hat*"

And the good ol' grieving widows, "I am sad", which my family says a lot (in the GMen's tone) for the fun of it. x]

Loboto is funny, too:

"You have the insanity.. Of a manatee!"

"The bad news is I'm going to have to remove your brain, strap it into an armored psychic death tank and use it to shoot down innocent civilians! ..The good news is that your insurance is going to cover the whole thing!"

OH and Vernon!

".. And they were scared.. Of DRACULA! BOO! A-ha, haha, no, they were just scared of getting shot. But if they had any sense they would be scared of Dracula, too."

I LOVE SO MANY QUOTES. This game is like constant funny. xD

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"The bad news is I'm going to have to remove your brain, strap it into an armored psychic death tank and use it to shoot down innocent civilians! ..The good news is that your insurance is going to cover the whole thing!"

You know, I never say that scene. Like, i've played through the game multiple times, and I never saw that cutscene.

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"The bad news is I'm going to have to remove your brain, strap it into an armored psychic death tank and use it to shoot down innocent civilians! ..The good news is that your insurance is going to cover the whole thing!"

You know, I never say that scene. Like, i've played through the game multiple times, and I never saw that cutscene.

Actually, to be honest, I had somehow missed that cutscene the first time I played! Well, actually, I didn't miss ALL OF IT, I just missed the entire part where he's talking, but I did hear Lily say "I'm gonna kill you so much".. But I never heard him say it until the second time I played the game. :/

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"The bad news is I'm going to have to remove your brain, strap it into an armored psychic death tank and use it to shoot down innocent civilians! ..The good news is that your insurance is going to cover the whole thing!"

You know, I never say that scene. Like, i've played through the game multiple times, and I never saw that cutscene.

Actually, to be honest, I had somehow missed that cutscene the first time I played! Well, actually, I didn't miss ALL OF IT, I just missed the entire part where he's talking, but I did hear Lily say "I'm gonna kill you so much".. But I never heard him say it until the second time I played the game. :/

right, but where do you find it?

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"The bad news is I'm going to have to remove your brain, strap it into an armored psychic death tank and use it to shoot down innocent civilians! ..The good news is that your insurance is going to cover the whole thing!"

You know, I never say that scene. Like, i've played through the game multiple times, and I never saw that cutscene.

Actually, to be honest, I had somehow missed that cutscene the first time I played! Well, actually, I didn't miss ALL OF IT, I just missed the entire part where he's talking, but I did hear Lily say "I'm gonna kill you so much".. But I never heard him say it until the second time I played the game. :/

right, but where do you find it?

Use Milla's bracelet at the asylum.

Is there a cutscene walkthrough? There are some strange ones on YouTube.

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"For Freedom! Freedom! FreeedUm!"

~Lungfish Resistance

and many MANY more, but for now off to work i go ^-^

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Raz: Uh, Ford, are you in LOVE with that canoe?

Ford:*turns to face Raz* Huh? Um, no. I'm just, uh, looking for psychic residue. somthin's been chewin' holes in the canoes.

*turns back to canoe**whispers*now, now, baby. I'm not gonna let anyone hurt you.

Raz:*Walks away*

GENIUS!

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well to me the best loboto:when your a dentist you got to have sence of humor it helpes the pacent calm down "says to pokylope

and “The bad news is I’m going to have to remove your brain, strap it into an armored psychic death tank and use it to shoot down innocent civilians! ..The good news is that your insurance is going to cover the whole thing!”

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Raz: Uh, Ford, are you in LOVE with that canoe?

Ford:*turns to face Raz* Huh? Um, no. I'm just, uh, looking for psychic residue. somthin's been chewin' holes in the canoes.

*turns back to canoe**whispers*now, now, baby. I'm not gonna let anyone hurt you.

Raz:*Walks away*

GENIUS!

How do you get that one?

My contributions:

"Bermuda Triangle Shorts"

"Finally! I'm being TAKEN! They've finally come for me!"

"A horn section might be just what we need."

"In accordance with Section 3, Paragraph 1 of the 'Young Minds Protection Act,'

any device created for the purpose of invasive psychic procedure must have

built-in safeguards which make its use upon anyone under the age of eighteen

(18) impossible."

"Stop staring at my mops!"

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"In accordance with Section 3, Paragraph 1 of the 'Young Minds Protection Act,'

any device created for the purpose of invasive psychic procedure must have

built-in safeguards which make its use upon anyone under the age of eighteen

(18) impossible."

Imagine my disappointment. :(

But it's for the best.

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"For Freedom! Freedom! FreeedUm!"

~Lungfish Resistance

and many MANY more, but for now off to work i go ^-^

Free-DUM!

The third (retarded?) lungfish yelling freedom is definitely my favorite!

Let's see... what other ones do I like...

These are from memory, so they may not be verbatim:

Mikhail: "Could use half bloody nelson..."

Maloof: "What's that do?"

Mikhail: "Like full bloody nelson, but less dying."

Maloof: "How much less?"

Mikhail: "Er... half?"

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Raz: "Do you have a baggy or something I could put this in?"

Ford: "Now you go on before I eat that right here!"

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Vernon: "...and then I fell into a manhole and had to reset my own arm back in the socket...

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Raz: "You're not really gonna kill Benny, right?"

Mikhail: "Difficult to say."

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Vernon: "I'm hunting the most dangerous prey of all.... MAN."

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Dogen: And then... and then you'll make their heads explode?

Raz: No! What? Can you do that?

Dogen: No! Well... once kinda. But now I wear this special hat.

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Oleander: "Is your name Joey?"

Raz: "No!"

Oleander: "Cuz I'm gonna call ya Slowy Joey."

Raz: "That's not my name."

Oleander: "What's that, Slowy?"

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Raz: "I found this button in Nils's bed... it looks like it came off a girl's dress..."

Elka: *gasp!* "I don't care!"

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Nils: "Uh, excuse me, but my parents let me watch R-rated movies, so I think I would know a little more about this than you."

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Raz: "Lili! An evil madman is building a fleet of psycho-death tanks to take over the world, and we're the only ones who can stop him!

Lili: "Oh my god! Let's make out!"

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Carpenter Piece: "We really nailed that one! HA! Carpenter's joke!"

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Raz: "Where do you buy your clothes? I was wondering because my sister is really fat and has a hard time finding clothes that fit."

Kitty: "WHAT?!"

Raz: "I said where can I find the Geodesic Psycho-Isolation Chamber?"

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Best of G-Man:

G-Man: "Although over time my husband will lose desire for me sexually, he will always love my pies."

G-Man: "You'd better not be trying to steal my husband.... tramp."

G-Man: "Look at that woman's breasts. They're large."

Most quoteable game ever. At least until Tim's next game, I guess.

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Use Milla's bracelet at the asylum.

Is there a cutscene walkthrough? There are some strange ones on YouTube.

You mean Lili's bracelet?

One more:

(Black Velvetopia sewers)

Raz: This place makes me feel like I'm back in high school...which is weird, because I'm only 10...

Only reference to his age in practically the entire game. He certainly doesn't ACT 10...

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"The bad news is I'm going to have to remove your brain, strap it into an armored psychic death tank and use it to shoot down innocent civilians! ..The good news is that your insurance is going to cover the whole thing!"

You know, I never say that scene. Like, i've played through the game multiple times, and I never saw that cutscene.

Actually, to be honest, I had somehow missed that cutscene the first time I played! Well, actually, I didn't miss ALL OF IT, I just missed the entire part where he's talking, but I did hear Lily say "I'm gonna kill you so much".. But I never heard him say it until the second time I played the game. :/

right, but where do you find it?

Use Milla's bracelet at the asylum.

Is there a cutscene walkthrough? There are some strange ones on YouTube.

You mean Lili's bracelet?

One more:

(Black Velvetopia sewers)

Raz: This place makes me feel like I'm back in high school...which is weird, because I'm only 10...

Only reference to his age in practically the entire game. He certainly doesn't ACT 10...

Gah, sorry, posted it twice...crap...

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Use Milla's bracelet at the asylum.

Is there a cutscene walkthrough? There are some strange ones on YouTube.

You mean Lili's bracelet?

Yes, Lilli's bracelet. My mistake.

"Glad you're finally picking on someone your own size."

"Hurry Rasputin! This test is costing taxpayers a lot of money!"

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You mean Lili's bracelet?

Yes, Lilli's bracelet. Use Clairvoyance from the Milkman Conspiracy on it.

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Haha, oh yeah, I love all those!

The conversation with Elka about the button is HILARIOUS! If you keep talking to her, they say more.

"Raz: I found this button in Nils’s bed… it looks like it came off a girl’s dress...

Elka: *gasp!* I don’t care!

Raz: It looks like it was pulled off by force.!

Elka: ... I don't care!

Raz: It has little teeth marks on it!

Elka: Get that button out of my face before I shove it into your eye sockets and sew it to your brain!"

I just quoted it from memory, so it could be off. xD

Seems like Raz says something else before Elka freaks out, but I can't remember what it was..

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"Squeezed from the ground like magical pimples out of Mother Earth's own back."

"Nah. That's not improving reception any."

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Just remembered a few other ones that need mentioning.

Ford: "Are you ready?"

Raz: (select "No, not yet.")

--Ford b*** slaps Raz--

Ford: "How 'bout now?"

(this can be repeated until you select "yes")

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Elton: "I told you she's not my girlfriend! We're just

really good friends.

(pause)

I mean... if something were to happen

later... I dunno.

(pause)

Hey! Shut up! You fish are gross!

(pause)

I mean, that's not even technically accurate because

humans don't spawn!

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Raz: "Agent Ford! A deranged madman is kidnapping children and using

their brains to build psychic-powered death tanks!"

Ranger Ford: "Now you see what happens when you wander into parts of the

woods where you don't belong?"

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Raz: "Hey, do you happen to have a real gun? That shoots bullets?"

Boyd: "What? Give a gun to a ten-year-old? Do I look crazy to you?"

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Raz: (tickle boyd with crow feather)

Boyd: "Ah! Don't do that! Black death!"

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Gman: "You are a cold-blooded killer, but it takes all kinds to make a world."

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The first time I heard this I had to pause the game and ROFL.

O'leander - "You're as slow as molasses going uphill in January!"

I quote it to my kids all the time.

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xD I remember that! I think my favorite thing from Oleander is the "Slowy Joey" part. There are several parts from the game that my sisters and I say to each-other all the time!

If I'm trying to talk to one of my sisters, and they aren't paying attention, I'll say "Hey, I'm talking to you, cow!" I love that part! <3

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*in Ford's Sanctum on the Cobweb Detangler before you have the Cobweb Duster*

Raz:"Ford said that this machine can make pine needles into delicious taffy."

Ford:"Hey! That's not what it's for, young man!"

Raz:"Just testing your hearing."

I may have got it wrong, but...

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*in Ford's Sanctum on the Cobweb Detangler before you have the Cobweb Duster*

Raz:"Ford said that this machine can make pine needles into delicious taffy."

Ford:"Hey! That's not what it's for, young man!"

Raz:"Just testing your hearing."

I may have got it wrong, but...

You have excellent taste. It continues:

Ford: "First you have to go the the camp store and buy a Mental Cobweb Duster."

Raz: "Yeah, yeah."

Ford: "Don't you 'yeah, yeah' me."

Raz: "Man, he's like an old bat."

Ford: "Bat your head in, punk." (Only in subtitles. No audio.)

If Raz tries the machine again without the Cobweb Duster:

Raz: "Before I can use this machine I have to go to the camp store and buy

some dee-licious taffy."

Ford: "A Mental Cobweb Duster!"

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Heh.

*on the time log in the parking lot*

"Last summer; I made it to first base with Elka Doom."

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Heh.

*on the time log in the parking lot*

"Last summer; I made it to first base with Elka Doom."

xD I almost forgot about the boards and tree! I love reading all the notes.

If you hit the huge tree stump, Raz says, "That was just in case you were thinking of getting back up again, tree!"

There are a lot of funny bulletin board notes!

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Heh.

*on the time log in the parking lot*

"Last summer; I made it to first base with Elka Doom."

xD I almost forgot about the boards and tree! I love reading all the notes.

If you hit the huge tree stump, Raz says, "That was just in case you were thinking of getting back up again, tree!"

There are a lot of funny bulletin board notes!

I never heard that one before. Here's another one Raz just said today, "SHUT UP! SHUT UP! SHUT UP!" to Clem and Crystal in the punchout game in Basic Braining.

And the notice boards make it even more of a soap opera than it already is. "...fast talking filly who's dull as ditch water and half as deep."

Milka's warning to Lili, Franke, and Kitty is classic. From the shy girl who never says a word, too.

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I never heard that one before. Here's another one Raz just said today, "SHUT UP! SHUT UP! SHUT UP!" to Clem and Crystal in the punchout game in Basic Braining.

And the notice boards make it even more of a soap opera than it already is. "...fast talking filly who's dull as ditch water and half as deep."

Milka's warning to Lili, Franke, and Kitty is classic. From the shy girl who never says a word, too.

Haha, when I was typing my reply yesterday, I was thinking of that exact same Raz quote! I just didn't post it because I figured it was funnier to hear than it is to read. :B My sisters LOVE when he yells that, though; It's another quote that we'll say to each-other. xD

Oh man, Milka's message was hilarious! Again, I was thinking about that message with my last reply, but it's been so long since I've heard it that I couldn't remember it exactly! And the fact that she's so shy and seems so innocent that makes it extra funny!

Every time I hear Dogen's note, "If anyone talks to the squirrels, they shouldn't listen because they're all a bunch of dumb liars.", it makes me chuckle. x) Oh, and the Boat-rental Ford's note, "When I find out who has been biting holes in all the canoes, someone's gonna get paddled!"

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