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Demonic reapers on pogo sticks!
Only if they are followed by an army of deadite midgets riding in Power Wheels with chainsaws in hands.

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Super Cool Spies on Ostriches on rocket powered water skis.
What do you think this is, Cody Banks meets CSI Miami!? Lol.

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Super Cool Spies on Ostriches on rocket powered water skis.
What do you think this is, Cody Banks meets CSI Miami!? Lol.

That is simply [pulls off glasses] awesome.

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[looks away] That's Horatio Caine. He's as awesome as Seagal. LOL

Watch his awesomeness:

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I've only seen like 3 epsidoes of the CSI with Caruso in it. OMG is that show High-larious. Not only is his delivery absolutely amazing, but he always seems to have his head tilted to the side. Alyways. We crack up about it all the time now. Just go around one day talking like him and always have your head tilted. It's amazing. I feel that he and Chuck Norris should strike while the iron is hot/lukewarm and make some crazy b-movie that is so bad that it's good.

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LOL I've seen that. Couldn't make it to the end though. Hilariously bad stuff.

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Or, if you can't stomach actually watching them but want the joy of making fun of them (or at least read other people making fun of them) read these recaps from Television Without Pity (one of my favorite sites).

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It loses some of the magic without the sunglasses and the man that never looks at anyone until he is delivering one-liners.

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I REALLY, REALLY, REALLY, want Steven Seagal to do a bad b-movie too.

On topic: That youtube you posted there: Breathtaking. I was laughing so hard. Thank you.

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It really is amazing how many movies these guys still pump out. It's a like a giant crap factory.

Seagal

Van Damme

Snipes

Maybe Chuck Norris is running a bad action sweatshop with his defeated foes.

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I never considered Snipes to be anywhere near Van Damme, Seagal, or Norris or Ja Rule. I just think he sucks. Although i think I'm going to add Caruso to that list now. He deserves his spot.

I know someone who worked on a set with Seagal. They said he was really cool, and he played guitar with them. I have one of his CD's, he's a excellent musician. He came to Connecticut to shoot a part of a film not too long ago too. I wanted to go sooooooooo bad. But i didn't find out about it until it was pretty much over, and i missed out. So i went home cried, and ate ice cream, and grew a ponytail. But i think it was time well spent.

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Things are looking up.

(That's my pun for the video.) :)

Things are looking shady.

(That's mine.)

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I'm more of a Law and Order girl.
Oh yeah? I'm more of a "Boston Legal"/"The Practice" guy, myself.

Denny Crane: "Denny Crane! I'm coo-coo for cocoa puffs!"

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I'm more of a Law and Order girl.
Oh yeah? I'm more of a "Boston Legal"/"The Practice" guy, myself.

Those are worlds apart from CSI: Miami. Worlds.

In CSI's defense I do enjoy the original, Crime Scene Investigation.

EDIT: CSI needs zombies (trying to be more on topic :/)

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Solid, that is so so true. If they had zombies, I would watch.

I think Horatio must be a zombie. He never seems to age...

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