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Zeppelins and 12km off shore gambling

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yes the top room must be attached with blu tac and you get to this room by climbing and absailing (repelling). As for the duct tape room you don't need to worry all of the luxury rooms are duct taped on.

Sweet. I'm so super pumped for this.

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Can there be a compartment specially for Corsairs, or shall I have to share with baby-faced-robot-Ninjas?

Oh yeah but instead of cosairs there will be yachts filled with gold bricks, and specially designed trapdoors....for fun.

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I want to be able to talk real funny because of the helium in the air. Can it be like that all the time? Where does the zeppelin pick up people and where does it dock afterwards? Or does it have ropes hanging off of it so people can come and go as they please.

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you can access inside the envelope to breath in the helium through a series of doors like an orbitting shuttle. It has a rope ladder and picks people up from various locations

Location 1: 500 metres West of Auckland Harbour Bridge, New Zealand.

Location 2: 2 metres directly above the Big Ben, London, England.

Location 3: The old Zeppelin fields, Nuerburg, Germany

Location 4, 5 and 6: LA, New York and the exact centre of the United States.

Location 7: Whistler/Blackcombe's carpark Canada.

Location 8: The Main street of Ohakune, by Mount Ruapehu, New Zealand but only on the 24th of August at 2:00am.

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May I ask why August 24th for the last one? That's my brothers birthday. Coincidince or something else....

I am pretty psyched for the trip now. We can bring pets right? I think my dogs would love this. Is there any chacne we could go really high too? I want to get into orbit or break Earth's atmosphere. That'd be cool. Are monkeys equipped to operate in low gravity? I know they did all those early test flights for Nasa but they stopped using them. For good reasons I'd think. So i wonder if maybe low gravity makes monkeys go crazy and stuff. Like space sickenss. Plus they can't fling their own poop as effectively as they othewise could, so that must make them angry.

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Maybe a coincedience I was gonna say 24th of September... also 24th of August in NZ is 23rd of August for America Town. The Zep only passes by Ohakune and picks people up on The 24th of August every year because for 4 days it stops directly above Mt Ruapehu and August is prime for the snow season so we do Heli snowboarding but with a Zep. Pets yes, We'll get high enough for exiting passangers to parachute. Not high enough for orbit I need those Monkeys focused and sharp.

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Oh man, I'm gonna have to quote that bit about keeping monkeys sharp someday.

Is there any chance we can see some more artist renderings? I had a great laugh with the first one.

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(Your Walrus is actually John Goodman we ran out of walrus after the 7th luxury room)

...I WANT A REFUND! (and a real walrus)

*shoves John Goodman out window*

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...I've got number 8.

...And if you're reffering to ME, and forcing me to wear those bunny ears, I'll throw you out the window, too. I've been there, and...*shivers from mental scar*

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Though you know not belonging to any nation and therefore not under any laws we could hire hot chicks at any age. But we have limits! We may throw passengers over the side and use walruses and monkies for entertainment and service purposes but we draw the line at hiring any hot chicks under eighteen! I think! I don't really know its not my luxury casino zepper.

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Yes well, serves you right for coming to tell us off when this thread is completely legit. It has a topic and we're on it. You're the one who's come here with your tales of horrific American wastelands (Have you seen the Grand Canyon by the way? THE HORROR!), and derailed our this topic!

Weeeel... This was fun but we have more scheming to do before Surly_Lemur opens the place. Good luck in America!

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Hurry get out before it is too late! America will consume you. But back on topic, when do we board?

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Yes I think 18 to 24 is a good age for hot chicks.

...I still find that offensive.

Who's up for some blackjack? *shuffles cards*

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uses a mini gun on the cards and blows them away* HARK! TVDINNERCOFFE STRIKES AGAIN!

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So if Earth is gone, how can we all travel in this beautiful, this beautiful, this beautiful ballloooooooon.

Also, werewolves.

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