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And now I can never eat clams. Joining my list of non-edible living creatures.

Too-Cute:

Cats

Dogs

Calves

Ethical concerns regarding possible sentience:

Octopuses and other cephalopods.

Too-Gross:

Most Bugs/Insects

Clams

But mollusks are so very tasty!

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i am undulating between disgust and arousal

Quick find a live clam and coat your dick in salt like the edge of a Margarita Glass!

Clams, like barnicles, have penises several times the length of their bodies so they don't have to move around to ****.

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