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It seems like we have some obscure people here (I mean that in the best possible way), wo what is the weirdest movie you've ever seen?

I think Killer Klowns from outer space takes the kake for me (it also has the best theme song ever) http://youtube.com/watch?v=su8gJ1IXOac

Brazil (Directed by the same guy as Monty Python)

Time Bandits

Snaked on a Plan

Attack of the Killer Tomatoes

... were all pretty weird too, what do you all think?

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Weirdest Movie huh? Probably Night of the Creeps, which was this really shallow Horror/Comedy. But I'm not sure, I'll have to think about it.

Wait wait no! It was Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas. Its about two druggies and their wild trips. That movie was just out there! But it was also funny because Johnny Depp is a genius and the narrative was brilliant.

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Heh, I own

which is pretty out there; arguably one of the worst movies ever made.

A friend of mine collects a lot of obscure Horror movies from the late 70's to early 90's, some of which were straight to video. Unfortunately, I do not know the names of them. But they are certainly weird.

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Weirdest movie I've seen...

Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas.

I mean sure it has Johnny Depp in a bald cap and a really awesome/famous line (("We can't stop here! This is bat country!")), but when it showed gay cops, drug usage, a barf scene and something about stoners being covered with... I'd rather not say, that's when I kinda stopped watching it o3o

.. oh, and Epic Movie. Too weird/stupid even for me xDD

but my most FAVORITE of weird movies is definatily UHF :3

AAAAAA but god the whole movie is awesome. EVERYONE ON THIS FORUM HAS TO SEE IT. NOW. 8DD

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I can't remember what the weirdest movie I've seen is. Probably Pee Wee hermans big adventure if I have to pick one.

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Hard Rock Zombies.

This movie included all of the following, in no particular order:

Terrible rock band whose singer was infatuated with an obviously underage and very obviously ugly girl.

Terrible songs that I'm pretty sure were all about pedophilia.

Beastiality jokes.

Attempted rape that ended up being necrophilia because the girl was actually a zombie.

Hitler, as an old man, with horribly disfigured midget grandchildren who liked to watch him and their grandmother making love. And they didn't mind letting them watch.

The entire band becomes zombies, but they're so awesome that they strut everywhere rather than do the regular zombie shuffling about thing. At the end, they even perform a rock show to an audience of one!

Zombie Hitler!

Two zombie midgets! TWO!

One of the zombie midgets spends the entire movie eating himself, piece by piece! It ends with him eating his own face!

It was probably the best movie I ever bought for $3.

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I think I shall have to find myself a copy of that. It is amazing I have not heard of it before.

Terrible songs that I'm pretty sure were all about pedophilia.

Despite being an extremely catchy song:

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The Killer Shrews. look it up. By far one of the most corny "horror" movies ever made. I was laughing so hard the whole time.

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I remeber this wierd old movie with Dan Akroyd, John Candy, and Demi Moore. It has to do with a weird judge and a creepy house and junkyard? My memory about it is hazy, but it was out there. Not the craziest movie I've seen, but it spooked me out when I saw it as a youngin.

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Hard Rock Zombies.

This movie included all of the following, in no particular order:

Terrible rock band whose singer was infatuated with an obviously underage and very obviously ugly girl.

Terrible songs that I'm pretty sure were all about pedophilia.

Beastiality jokes.

Attempted rape that ended up being necrophilia because the girl was actually a zombie.

Hitler, as an old man, with horribly disfigured midget grandchildren who liked to watch him and their grandmother making love. And they didn't mind letting them watch.

The entire band becomes zombies, but they're so awesome that they strut everywhere rather than do the regular zombie shuffling about thing. At the end, they even perform a rock show to an audience of one!

Zombie Hitler!

Two zombie midgets! TWO!

One of the zombie midgets spends the entire movie eating himself, piece by piece! It ends with him eating his own face!

It was probably the best movie I ever bought for $3.

Dude that movie sounds damned amazing.

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Garfield Gets Real, 1: jon sounded like some hi-school student 2: nermel sounded so familiar...3: bad story 4: arleen was ugly 5: jon also looked like a muppet gone bad 6: @#$@ %^$@ @$#$%$#% *^&$$^##$# $$%%#@@ it had no swearing, crude humor, or violence, NUTHIN!!!! it was bad, stupid, AND weird!

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I remeber this wierd old movie with Dan Akroyd, John Candy, and Demi Moore. It has to do with a weird judge and a creepy house and junkyard? My memory about it is hazy, but it was out there. Not the craziest movie I've seen, but it spooked me out when I saw it as a youngin.
Nothing But Trouble. My dad has that movie.

Weird movies I've seen include Across the Universe (Which was only weird on some parts, not all.), Dr. Strangelove, and The original Texas Chainsaw Massacre.

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Everyone's Hero.

Really weird, even compared to other movies with talking inanamate objects.

Horton Hears a Who.

Bet you didn't see this one coming. Wierd, in a good way. Wierdest thing in it is Katie. Aaaaaahhhhh...

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I remeber this wierd old movie with Dan Akroyd, John Candy, and Demi Moore. It has to do with a weird judge and a creepy house and junkyard? My memory about it is hazy, but it was out there. Not the craziest movie I've seen, but it spooked me out when I saw it as a youngin.

Unfortunately the movie you watched was "Nothing But Trouble" and it is horrible. Unless you count the two retarded mutants as a plus, cause they were funny.

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Jack Frost, except it's about a serial killer who gets fused into snow somehow and becomes a snowman. OF PURE HATRED. He also makes very bad "cold"-related puns.

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Nothing but rouble. Cool. Thank you guys. I'll have to try and find it again. I'm glad some other people saw it and I'm not like imagining it or am crazy.

I saw Jack Frost too. Sooo bad. But funny. I think there are a bunch of cheap sequels to it as well.

For the longest time I was trying to remember the name of this crazy movie about scientists and monsters from another dimension and I just learned what it was called. From Beyond. I have to find a copy of that now too.

I have a bit of an odd request too. I'm trying to remember the name of what I think was a movie. I saw it a loooooooong time ago as a kid. It was like a kids learning movie. It might have been a series I think I remember the same actors in a different movie. But the one I remeber had to do with one of the actors becoming a dinosaur and his paleontologist friend has to try and find a cure for him and he goes on a learning journey. There was a little cartoon/stop motion interlude part where a raptor/dino uses spray paint to make graffiti or something? AHHH. sorry for the vagueness but I just barely remember this thing and it's been killing me as to what it was called. I think one of the actors was lampooned on the simpsons as the guy who says " yessss, I had a stroooookeee." I can't find any info on it but I think I have a lead on one of the actors. Anybody have any clue as to what I'm refering to? Sorry for the rant.

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(I was gonna post a thread about weird movies, but then I found this.)

I saw some movie late at night once, and can't remember what it was called. It was about radioactive frogmen or something. All I remember was that they had a hot lady prisoner and were making her take her clothes off. Then my mom made me close my eyes and changed the channel. It was bizarre. I think it was third or forth in a series too.

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Weirdest movie.... probably be Koyaanisqatsi, even though I love it. It has no dialogue, and shows through picture and music the relationship between humanity, nature, and technology, and how they are out of balance with one another.

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Why, Killer Klowns From Outer Space of course~ what's wearder than klowns (that look strangely like clowns) who ride around in a UFO that looks like a circus tent who go to earth and shoot people with popcorn balls and take them back to thare UFO(tent), only to be wraped up in a cocoon made from cotton candy, only to have thare human juices drank from a crazy straw.

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There's a movie at my local video store I've been wanting to check out called Tommy Chong's Evil Bong. Has anyone seen it?

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Why, Killer Klowns From Outer Space of course~ what's wearder than klowns (that look strangely like clowns) who ride around in a UFO that looks like a circus tent who go to earth and shoot people with popcorn balls and take them back to thare UFO(tent), only to be wraped up in a cocoon made from cotton candy, only to have thare human juices drank from a crazy straw.
That movie was a classic, and leroy you have to rent that movie about the bong and tell me if it's cool or not. I want to see it. I'm waiting for someone to make another porn reference, but I guess this thread dosen't really need one? Totally forgot about this thread.

Saw Kung fu Mummy the other day, it was boring. Also, almost watched stoner zombies, but didn't b/c it looked bad. Redneck zombies was cool though and was obviously anti-drug propoganda, but it was cool anyway.

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Hey I did some research, you know not very much, but I found an evil bong replica that comes with the movie and it's only 30 bucks! Since a bong is like 100 bucks on it's own (not sure if this one will work), I think I might have to get one of these. I'd link, but there are only so many bongs, and I don't want anyone taking mine, I'm selfish.

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The title Kung Fu Mummy reminds me of The Simpsons episode where they see the preview for Soccer Mummy (“The professor said not to let him get a boner!”). I will rent Evil Bong and report back to you Ballz. However, in case it is bad I will rent Predator as a palate cleanser of awesomeness.

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