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Quick! Someone! Which one should I color first!

Ok so, a promise is a promise (What? I did never promise anything...), and here's the next batch:

- This is not Psychonauts, but is Compelling!

- I'm warning you, boy.

- He's just like that, really.

- It's not for convenience.

- Maybe it grew legs and left.

- One damn great aspiration.

- Gotcha!

On a not-so-different matter, some more quotes:

I'm going to make him a gypsy curse he can't refuse.

(Raz: Can you refuse a curse? Why didn't anyone tell me?)

I always say a kiss on the hand might feel very good, but a gypsy curse lasts forever.

(Raz: D8 )

Have you ever danced with the Hand of Galochio in the pale moonlight?

(Raz: Nothankyou! TTATT )

But why is the World's Smallest Pony gone?

(That's what they were wondering at the circus the morning after Raz got away.)

I have a head for business and a memory vault for sin.

(Raz: AAAAH MY EYES! I don't want to do this anymore!!)

Milk, for lack of a better word, is good.

(Unless it's the exploding dream kind.)

Trynaxian Cruiser? Where we're going we don't need Trynaxian Cruiser.

(Well, Chloe, you know better.)

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That telekinesis is the pure, physical manifestation of Sadako's hatred.

What? *brain expodes*

I'll have what telekinesis's having.

I dunno, I but I think it's having a brain...

I'm as mad as hell, and I'm not going to take pyrokinesis anymore!

Well, I think stopping burning things may be the answer to your problem...

Houston, we have a psitanium.

...and a big one at that.

And, on a completley unrelated note, I LOVE DURANDANA. *dons shirt with Durandana's avvie on it*

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*gasp* Yay! Mine was used! *self confidense boost* Color the "I'm warning you boy" first.

*laughs at pictures*

Now that you drew them theyre kinds funnier.

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It looks like you're using mostly Apple Pop's. xD. Geez! Stop stealing all the good ones and adding your great and hilarious comments!

Anyways, I think you should color Threatening first. Mostly 'cause I like Lili, I guess.

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@ Miriku: Yay! I feel loved! Just have in mind that my avatar is a symbol from a game (the awesome Marathon) and therefore belongs to someone else (namely, Bungie Studios).

@ Kijiriko: The "Maybe it grew legs" one was also based on another of your quotes (and I'm planning a third one) :)

@ Seiya: Well, the generator has some quotes I always considered rather unfunny until I found the right words to match them. Now I giggle just to think of drawing them x3

Alto, the trick is to keep reloading until you get a good quote that it's both funny and makes sense instead of taking the first one that pops up. Yes, I do have a life. I'm just neglecting it.

It's movie spoof time!

The power of Merit Badge compels you.

(Sorry, psychic powers don't work that way.)

Madness? This is Basic Braining!

(And then Bobby kicks Raz.)

The greatest trick the Devil ever pulled was convincing the world Dr. Loboto didn't exist.

(Or that he died falling from the tower xD )

I know this sounds crazy, but ever since yesterday on the road, I've been seeing this road crew.

(Well, that's where you would expect them...)

Hello. My name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my grieving widow. Prepare to die!

(This is... bizarre, to say the least.)

I am the author. You are the critic. I outrank you!

(Gloria putting some order in her mind, at last.)

May the Censors be with you.

(Sasha trying to be too cool.)

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Oh man, color the threatening one, the "I'm warning you, boy", and the 2HB comples you drawings. I like to imagine 2HB in that picture as if he is GLOWING.

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@ Apple Pop: 2HB so totally has to be glowing. And I would add an angelic chorus if drawings could have music.

So, the coloring list will go like this:

1st- I'm warning you, boy.

2nd- Threatening.

3rd - Compelling!

That will keep me busy for about... ten years. Or so goes the legend.

I just have so many quotes...

You want the orderly? Just say the word, and I'll throw a lasso around it and pull it down.

(Fred: Right after I take a nap.)

When I invite a woman to dinner I expect her to look at my metal robot claw. That's the price she has to pay.

(Loboto dating... now that's a fearsome sight...)

Dave, my elevator is going! I can feel it! I can feel it!

(Because he can't barely see it anyway.)

Father to a murdered son. Husband to a murdered wife. And I will have my merit badge, in this life or the next.

(Now that's determination. Or obsession.)

Why are you wearing that stupid Dr. Loboto suit?

(Raz: I thought it was a clever disguise :'c )

That's no moon. It's a tacky lamp.

(It's one of those disco balls?)

It's a Sicilian message. It means Luca Brasi sleeps with the road crew.

(It has to be another of Boyd's crazy theories. It must. Please.)

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Oh gots a good one.

They're here already! You're personal demons! You're personal demons!

Prepare the invasion!

And this isnt REALLY a double fine thing, but its still one of Tims babies so...A monkey island quote.

First rule of Le Chuck Club is - you do not talk about Le Chuck Club.

Now lets drink some grog!

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Wa-hey! I still do some of these. Occasionally. And then forget about them.

- A non-gentlemen's duel.

- The base of a balanced diet.

- Crunchy!

Still none colored, but I'm on it. Really.

And some more quotes:

But why is the elevator gone?

(Pfff, 'cause Raz hijacked it.)

First rule of Milkman Club is - you do not talk about Milkman Club.

(That's the way of the Rainbow Squirts!)

Ray Raz, if someone asks if you are a road crew worker, you say, 'yes!'

(Carrying around a stop sign helps too.)

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"I have always depended on the kindness of Double Fine."

"Get your paws off me you damn, dirty Vault Boy!"

"You had me at 'Double Fine'."

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I think this is these are some of the best I've ever gotten:

You don't understand! I coulda had class. I coulda been a Milkman.

Mrs. Robinson, you're trying to seduce Raz. Aren't you?

No, it is not dangerous to confuse Raz with angels.

You had me at 'Boyd'.

Here's looking at Crispin, kid.

Better to be king for a night than Fred for a lifetime.

My favorite one xD

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I'm gonna hit you so hard that when you wake up your Raz will be out of style!

Raz:uh...is it really possible for a person to be out of style? 0o;

When I invite a woman to dinner I expect her to look at my Raz. That's the price she has to pay.

Raz:...kill me...KILL ME NOW...

They may take away our Raz, but they'll never take our freedom!

Raz: WHAT?!? They're taking me out?!? TT^TT

What do you want to marry Raz for, anyhow?

Lili: Oh, really? Give me a good reason not to. I DARE YOU.

Watch the Raz, everywhere, keep looking! Keep watching the Raz!

Raz:...they're everywhere...0-o;;

I'll be Lili.

Lili: *raises hand* here...

I've seen things you people wouldn't believe. Lili on fire off the shoulder of Orion.

Lili: OHMYGOD OHMYGOD PUT IT OUT! PUT IT OUT!

Love means never having to say you're Lili.

Lili: 'cause I already am! *hugs Raz*

Why are you wearing that stupid Lili suit?

Lili: EXCUSE ME? I dare you to say that again. I DARE YOU.

Dave, my Lili is going! I can feel it! I can feel it!

Lili: Wut? My dad's name is Truman, not Dave... -_-;;

I always say a kiss on the hand might feel very good, but a Lili lasts forever.

Lili: Aw, Raz, you shouldn'tve! ^///^ *suffocates Raz in hug*

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Alright, back to fun time game!! xD

Logic clearly dictates that the needs of the many outweigh the needs of the Psychonauts.

And without the Psychonauts, you would all DIE!! D8<

I'm a goddamn marvel of modern Psychonauts.

, yelled Raz.

It is too late, my Psychonauts is in your veins.

Which movie was this quote from?

Oh no! They shrunk! This is just like the Magic School Bus!! D:

You know the difference between you and me? I make Psychonauts look good.

Razputin challanges Oleander.

------------------

Also, this isn't DF related, buuuut... xD

Tell me something, Billy. How come a cute little Weegee like this can turn into a thousand ugly monsters?

(It was in the first place, you fool!)

I've seen things you people wouldn't believe. Weegee on fire off the shoulder of Orion.

And Weegee has stared back. Say, what's wrong with your face, by the way?

You can't handle the Weegee!

NOBODY CAN.

I am not a Weegee! I am a human being. I am a man.

You'll soon join his ranks though. If you turn to your left where's standing now--Ah, yes...

and finaly, the by far most disturbing one for some unexplainable reason:

No other factory in the world mixes its Weegee by waterfall. But it's the only way if you want it just... right.

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Of course, me being me, I have to add in Nightmares because I'm such a fanMew for them 8U

"We are indeed drifting into the arena of the Nightmares."

Withnail & I (1987) (the missing word was 'unwell')

"The pellet with the poison's in the vessel with the Nightmares."

The Court Jester (1956) (the missing word was 'pestle')

"No, it is not dangerous to confuse Nightmares with angels."

Magnolia (1999) (the missing word was 'children')

((See? Not all Nightmares are bad~ :3))

"You're only supposed to blow the bloody Nightmares off!"

The Italian Job (1969) (the missing word was 'doors')

((I admit, I lol'd hard at this one~ F3))

"If you build it, Nightmares will come."

Field of Dreams (1989) (the missing word was 'he')

"You know how to whistle, don't you, Steve? You just put your Nightmares together and blow."

To Have and Have Not (1944) (the missing word was 'lips')

((*GIGGLEGIGGLE*))

"Nightmares? We ain't got no Nightmares! We don't need no Nightmares! I don't have to show you any stinking Nightmares!"

The Treasure of the Sierra Madre (1948) (the missing word was 'Badges')

((YES YOU DO >8U))

"I've seen things you people wouldn't believe. Nightmares on fire off the shoulder of Orion."

Blade Runner (1982) (the missing phrase was 'Attack ships')

((Nuuuu don't burn Nightmares D: ))

"Keep your friends close, but your Nightmares closer."

The Godfather Part II (1974) (the missing word was 'enemies')

((Can do. *hug a Nightmare*))

OKAY THAT IS ENOUGH FOR TODAY

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I'm as mad as hell, and I'm not going to take Psychonauts anymore!

You know the difference between you and me? I make Psychonauts look good.

Say hello to my little Pee!

I see dead Raz.

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I'm as mad as hell, and I'm not going to take Psychonauts anymore!

You know the difference between you and me? I make Psychonauts look good.

Say hello to my little Pee!

I see dead Raz.

:-/ excuse me?

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I'm as mad as hell, and I'm not going to take Psychonauts anymore!

You know the difference between you and me? I make Psychonauts look good.

Say hello to my little Pee!

I see dead Raz.

:-/ excuse me?

I had to do it

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There's no rule against necroing here, right? I checked the rules and there doesn't appear to be, but if there is then I apologize.

Anyway,

I do wish we could chat longer, but I'm having an old brain for dinner.

(Ew.)

Few men ever swapped more than one brain with Sean Regan.

(Like a cookie swap, but with brains.)

The world will look up and shout "Save us!" and I will whisper "brains."

(AHH ZOMBIES)

I see dead brains.

( D: NOOO)

If you build it, brains will come.

(Let's just hope the brains aren't in tanks.)

A boy's best friend is his Raz.

(Raz: Aww, thanks.)

Raz, for lack of a better word, is good.

(Raz: I know. BD *sparkle*)

Oh, what sad times are these when passing ruffians can say 'Raz' at will to old ladies.

(Raz: What, my name is bad now? )

I want that Lili, not excuses.

(Sounds like what Oleander would say to Linda.)

As far back as I can remember, I always wanted to be a Lili.

(Lili: Well too bad, because I'm Lili! *sticks tongue out*)

Have you ever danced with the Nightmare in the pale moonlight?

(No, but I want to. Nightmares are cool.)

Killing me won't bring back your Nightmare.

(That seems like a good thing.)

Louis, I think this is the beginning of a beautiful Nightmare.

( ...so go away. I don't want any nightmares. >:c )

Open the pod bay Nightmare, HAL.

(tee hee.)

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There's no rule about necroing this thread in particular. In fact, it should be stickied.

Alright, more quotes. I still have a huge bunch of them.

I'm a goddamn marvel of modern circus boy.

(Someone is too full of himself, eh?)

Wait a minute, Doc. Are you telling me you built a time machine... out of an Elevator?

(Lift me to the Future!)

I find your lack of merit badge disturbing.

(Raz: But Sasha, I'm new here! I just arrived! Dx )

Get your stinking paws off me, you damned dirty Hand of Galochio.

(That won't work.)

You want the memory vault? Just say the word, and I'll throw a lasso around it and pull it down.

(Why, thanks, those pesky vaults are a pain to catch.)

Say hello to my little Rainbow Squirts!

(They have license to kill!)

With great power comes great emotional baggage.

(Especially if that power makes you sense other people's feelings.)

I know Raz's dad has a name now, but the quotes are funnier if I just put "dad".

The power of Dad compels you.

(Just before the final final battle.)

I'm a goddamn marvel of modern dad.

(Oh, yeah, I knew boastfulness had to be hereditary...)

Lions and tigers and dad, oh my!

(Well, that's scary, I thought he had come alone...)

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You want the memory vault? Just say the word, and I'll throw a lasso around it and pull it down.

(Why, thanks, those pesky vaults are a pain to catch.)

...Down? They can fly now? *mutters* Crazy mutts can do anything.

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